Are we ready to give JLXC the big apology yet?

Jugular

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Everything he said would happen is coming true. We're in the middle of a drastic paradigm shift. I was watching old reruns of Ellen Degeneres this morning and she literally said, "Special announcement. Leftist radicals listen up... Comrades, I just got orders from Da Big Bauss, Soros himself. We're to attack at dawn. New World Order is a go. I'm fucking hopped up on adrenochrome and baby-peeschadiels, man."


I'm clinging to my guns and my Bible. Wish a motherfucker would try to run up in this house in the name of equality. I'll be naked and greased up waiting to pounce.

#hotdogs
#podestaemails
#savethechildren
#apocalypse
#apocalypto
#melgibsonwasright
 
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RebelBuddha

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Meanwhile I'm in Louisiana literally living the shit while you sit in your ivory tower mocking a man better than you could ever hope to be.

You do owe him an apology, for being an out of touch piece of shit asshole.

I hope a looter shivs you in the neck.
 

Jugular

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I could probably take down several soy-looters or, alternatively, one antifa super-cop. Let's hope these Californians don't start migrating east. Oh fuck.
 

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Bear spray, good for both dogs and their bitch owners.

 
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Scooter

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LOL, I almost always turn on my headlights unless it's an exceptionally bright and sunny day. It's just another measure to get their attention and let them know I'm there. Because a lot of people are distracted and can't drive worth a shit.
 
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BeautifulSniper

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LOL, I almost always turn on my headlights unless it's an exceptionally bright and sunny day. It's just another measure to get their attention and let them know I'm there. Because a lot of people are distracted and can't drive worth a shit.
Most people think they are the best driver of all time, the only important driver on the road, and can't actually drive worth a shit.
 
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Rook

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Hey guys! Resident Floridian here! From all of us down here to the rest of the U.S., we're SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!
 
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BlastemSkyHigh

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Florida is a swamp,
my grandpa owned a 45 acres of it, always asked him what he was going to do with it..
Gator's Son..Gators give shoes, luggage, and meat and quite a few other things I was to young to know about..
also didn't know they used dried ground up alligator testicles for fertility treatments,
and I thought her standing on her head during sex was the best way for that to work...
 
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