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Are you a goth? Take this quiz to find out!

Brain Spout

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by these standards i might be a goth:
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Masturbates.
that's 4. if i drank and did drugs i'd definitely be a goth
 

meh_it_all

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Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that
dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a
Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
center.) -Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.) -Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".



---- I like black a lot.
and also, I don't think I'm bisexual, but hey I've kissed a girl or two.
So... all of these things says I'm a goth.

I could be the clothing goth, and be the complete one, but It's too expensive for me. :happysad:
 

MetalHead

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Lol... I ,too, was laughing uncontrollably through out this list. Holy fuck what is wrong with these overzealous, bigots errmm I mean christians. I thought the line about being homosexual or bisexual. Wtf, hasn't the gay community sustained enough bashing from "God's unconditional love". Or how about the line about Count Dracula cereal. Seriously what the fuck. Or the one about cable television. Friggin A what is wrong with these people? I found this to be another blaring reminder of why I have abandoned religion, Religion is a self consuming establishment, created by hipocrits in order to weild some amount of control of the masses.
 
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Well..according to this thing i'm a goth. But i hate goths. what does that make me?
 

meh_it_all

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#6
Wait for it!....


If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.
The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these
problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.



I guess I'm going to the mental ward. :D
 
#7
dull_bullet said:
Well..according to this thing i'm a goth. But i hate goths. what does that make me?
Maybe an Anti-Goth Goth or something like that. Hell if i know.
 

Bitch

Evil Fluffy says: I PEE IN YOUR SHOES!
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HAHA I must be goth but I don't wear make-up. I'm not suicidal, I'm not gay. oh heck I could go down the list of things I'm not but it would take too long. Who came up with these standards? So if anyone shows some interest in sex and stays up/sleeps late, eats either too much or too little, wears rock t-shirts, or wears black clothing must be goth. That describes just about anyone. So I guess everyone is goth! That's it. the world has gone insane! So many people have a tattoo or is pierced somewhere, Peopel dont' sleep right or eat right, Those rock t-shirts are comfortable, black clothes are now concidered fashionable, Masterbates?!? c'mon now, who doesn't? Some peopel don't like silver jewelry so I guess if someone doesn't like silver then whoever they see wearing somethign silver must be goth. There are a lot of very normal agnostics out there. So they must be closet goths then. Man, This is why I don't believe in organised religion, too many biased opinions and prejudices for me. Why can't I just believe in god my own way?
 

Sektor

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Sleeps excessively (I sleep anywhere from 10 to 14 hours a day)
Excessively awake at night (I'm most active at night, ask some of the people in IRC)
Frequently wears black clothing (WTF? I like black)
Complains of boredom (sometimes... who doesn't?)
Disregards authority figures (No priest or nun will ever dictate how I live my life... hypocritical sons of bitches)
Requests time alone and quietness (So fucking what?)
Eats excessively (I lift weights, I need more food, what does that have to do with being a goth?! :confused: )
Plays video games that contains violence or role-playing nature ( :) GTA )

I think that's about it... according to these idiots, I'm a goth. Mental ward, here I come!

lol. They count Hinduism and Buddhism as cult religions. I have a Hindu friend... I wonder what he'd think if he saw that.
 
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-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.

I'm all of those.

But this one really slays me: "Complains of boredom". WTF?

:rotflmao:
 

Clay

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-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
-Masturbates.



dull_bullet said:
Well..according to this thing i'm a goth. But i hate goths. what does that make me?
Um... An Un-goth?
 

Slacker

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#12
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Masturbates.

I don't think i am gothic.
 

Billybob

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-Frequently wears black clothing. (I like black)
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. (I like some bands)
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. (been to the crazy camp for this one)
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (so I have to sleep exactly 8 hours, or I'm a goth?)
-Is excessively awake during the night. (I like the night, so sue me)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. (like every other teenager)
-Spends large amounts of time alone. (like every other teenager)
-Requests time alone and quietness. (who dosen't?)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (name one teen that dosen't. I dare you to.)
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this. (two words: Teenage hormones)
-Misbehaves at school. (I'm running out os retorts)
-Misbehaves at home. (see above)
-Eats excessively or too little (what is "normal" eating? Do YOU eat the same everyday?
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (COUNT DRACULA CEREAL?!?! THE HELL?!?)
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. (uuh... that's a geek, not a goth)
-Violently shakes head to music. (that's a rocker, not a goth)
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. (that's a normal teen)
-Expresses an interest in sex. (ummm... have you been to sex ed latley?)
-Masturbates. (masturbation is normal? do I have to show you the report?)
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead" (I think that's making fun of goths, just to let you know)
 

Boycott

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count dracula's a vampire and goths like vampires
 

LiberatioN

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this is retarded...according to this test, the Christian kid is a goth. :rolleyes:

My checks:

-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Masturbates.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

Probably put out by a Calvinist group or ministry...
 
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My matchs..
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Associates with other people that
dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. :rolleyes:
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy,
Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. :nana:
-Expresses an interest in sex.
 
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Ok, what the hell? If you are part of the modern world, this probably says you are a goth..

-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Associates with other people that
dress, act or speak eccentrically.[So people with a stutter are evil?]
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Requests time alone and quietness.[Never had a headache, have you?]
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Expresses an interest in sex.[We naturally do :mfinger:]
-Masturbates.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.[Hinduism and Buddhism are two of the world's 5 major religions..bastards. Funny theres no mention of mormonism..]

18 matches, so I'm a super goth?
 
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-Frequently wears black clothing.
I like wearing black. I must be a satanist.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
All I gotta say is fuck that. I listen to whatever the hell I want.

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
It's kinda funny... the church tries to control who I can have as friends and what kind of music I listen to. Truth be told, some of my non-christian friends are better friends than a lot of my christian friends.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
I used to do that shit. The only thing wholesome about church is the fact that I can sleep.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
Fuck, I am so going to hell.

-Drinks alcohol.
Everybody does at one point.

-Complains of boredom.
I complain of boredom sometimes. I'm definately going to hell. :rolleyes:

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
Sleep is one of the greatest pleasures in life.

-Is excessively awake during the night.
So I'm a satanist if I can't sleep?

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
I value my privacy. So what?

-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Again, I like being alone. Does that make me a satanist?

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
OK, I'm going to admit it. I always ask evil spirits to come to my place so we can play D&D while listening to Marilyn Manson and eating Count Dracula.

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
I'm an adult. My friends are adults. This thing's stupid.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
I live my life how I want to live my life. Not how people want me to live my life.

-Eats excessively or too little
This has nothing to do with anything.

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
I think instead of this, we should all play "Barney goes fishing." :rolleyes:

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
This is true. I currently have 666 internet windows open, all going to satanic sites.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
All the fuckin' time.

-Expresses an interest in sex.
Human nature

-Masturbates.
Again, human nature.

Damn religeous extremists. What the fuck does cereal have to do with being gothic? :confused:
 

leehype

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Does every one remember colinbine (spelling) and people blaming video games for that, thats what this test reminds me of. This comes from someone with too much time on there hands thinking they see a problem, and trying to solve it with no real knowlige on what is real. Metal heads wear shirts with bands on them, and wear silver jewry, watch cable!! Hell EVERYONE i know matches more than 5 things on that damn list. So maby my kid might wear black and like sex all that, at least he aint getting fondled buy no priest.
 

Dave666

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I guess I'm goth, because I listen to metal, wear black, like piercings, and smoke lots of bud. I don't consider my self goth, and I personly don't like goths.