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Are you Bad American?

What percentage of this do you agree with


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MaxPower

You're my number two
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I agree with most of this. I guess that makes me a bad American. Sorry to let you all down.


YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by George Carlin



I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

We need our country back!
 

G.I. JET

Rebel of the Sacred Heart
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Nice. :thumbsup: I'm surprised I actually agree with George Carlin, if he really said that...
 
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i most definitely don't agree with cops being able to shoot you if you're running from them no matter the reason. fuck pigs. and i agreed with most of the other stuff, but since he aid something stupid like that, i think george carlin must be a moron then.
 
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I am not bad

I am not bad, cause i am not american :cloud9: :Bow:
 

MaxPower

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Uber Squirrel said:
you have TOO much time on your hands...get a girl.
Heh, you dont think I typed all that shit do you? Ever hear of the wonders of copy and paste? It's incredible shit! just 3 seconds and you have a whole post!

neckdemon said:
i most definitely don't agree with cops being able to shoot you if you're running from them no matter the reason. fuck pigs. and i agreed with most of the other stuff, but since he aid something stupid like that, i think george carlin must be a moron then.

You also have to remember he's a comedian, so once in a while you'll hear him say something bordering on unrealistic.
 

Bullshyt

Devil Without A Cause
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He's also really fucking outdated.
 

shep

Local alcoholic
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Outdated but funny,and a doorway to other comedians and legend of his time. :thumbsup: :mfinger:
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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#9
Did an admin edit this poll by adding choices?
 

dustinzgirl

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Im not a bad american, I am a bad ass american. I grew up with guns and harleys and old cars in the yard that havent ran since the 50's. So yeah, call me a redneck, whatever, Id whoop your ass because I am one.

I believe that part of what makes us american is the right to optimize our free will. I can believe this way, but if you dont, dude, thats allright, we can still kick it attitude.

And please do not confuse the fact that I grew up in the country and call myself a redneck with me being racist or close-minded, that happens way too much so I just thought Id put that in.