Arriving in the middle of a joke...

[Jason]

Let's pretend we arrived in the middle of a joke. We only hear a piece of it, but what a piece it is...

I'll start...

"He replied, "Whatever do you mean? I have to shave my frogs at least twice a day!"

 

[Billybob]

...So naturally the cop comes out, gun drawn, telling the man to get down.
"It's alright officer," the guy says, "the cow's a vegan"

 

[Jason]

Well son, have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?

 

[Crazizniac]

And the foreman says "Coffee - break's over guys. back on our heads"

 

[Jason]

...And that's why you should never smuggle a cat in your ski suit!

 

[BrIONwoshMunky]

If it weren't for my horse; I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

 

[Jason]

Then the parrot says "I give up, where the fuck did you put the ship?"

 

[Crazizniac]

Then the girl says “you think that’s bad? You aut’ta see him put the holes in the doughnuts! “

 

[Jason]

"...and that's why you should never buy a horse a hooker!"

 

[Crazizniac]

And that’s when I looked at Duke and said “ok you stupid dog this is the last time I show you how to eat pussy!”

 

[CoprophagousCop]

And he says, "Cause you got so terribly pretentious."
And Harry says, "Pretentious, moi?"

 

[RebelBuddha]

So then Tommy is all "If I wanted to gain notoriety I would have just stuck it in a glory hole."

 

[TheRover]

Nothing, there is no such thing as a talking muffin.

 

[Crazizniac]

Oh!? So, you wanna go camping?

 

[gehtfuct]

"Yeah, I don't know really."

Said the mother as she pulled up her knickers.

"If my asshole barked at me all the time like that.... I'd develop some kind of interesting personality because, damn."

The end.