Ass, Gas, or Grass...Nobody rides for free

MaxPower

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What kind of bumperstickers do you guys remember from back in teh day? That was onwe of them.
Jesus Saves! at Sears
I'd Rather be <Insert hobby>
 

dustinzgirl

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I still miss my ex....but my aim is improving.

Keep honking....Im reloading

Save a Logger eat an Owl

This family supported by the timber industry

HOnor Roll Student Freemont Jr. High

My kid can beat up your honor roll student

Tattooed White Trash

DARE to stay off drugs

DARE to Legalize

And a bunch more. As you can see, I live in the heart of red neck country.
 

Woodreaux

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  • Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a bugger on your windshield
  • We vote Prolife
  • If you'rer against abortion, don't get one
  • My other car is a <Insert siloette of M1A2 Abrams MBT>
  • Warning driver only carries $50, in ammo
  • Drive it like you stole it!
  • In case of rapture, vehicle operator may dissappear
  • Save a tree, eat a beaver
  • Venus was framed
 

WILD

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I want die like my grandpa in my sleep, not screaming like the rest of the people in the car...
Long and hard to read on a sticker but fun none the less
Edit: and "$5 for a pickle tickle"
 

Taylor_Blade

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-Bad driving call: 1-800-FUCK-YOU!
-Kiss my bumper
-There's someone in the trunk
-Shit happens
-Drunk driving is FUN!
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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DONT STEAL the government hates compertition

the IRS weve got what it takes, to take what youve got
 

Captain 151

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Jesus Loves You!... Everyone else thinks your an Asshole.

I loved that bumper sticker. had it up on my '88 Corolla before I crashed the shit out of it.
 

gehtfuct

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I like cats....dead ones.

Why be normal?

Back in my highschool daze,I used to have these on my rear bumper.
...you know,some cheap-ass stole those off of my car?

What kind of sick fuck steals used bumper stickers?
 

switch_scribe

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- I love my country but fear my government (that one got me pulled over all the time)

- do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup

- dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians

- keep your rosaries out of my ovaries

- Jesus, save me from your followers!

- Sic hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

(If you can read this bumper sticker, you are very well educated and much too close.)
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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im a really nice bloke.....

now FUCK OFF

and the original that NO ONE HAS SAID


SHIT HAPPENS!!!!!!


oh adn one more

no root no ride
 

TheLampIncident

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Smoke said:
:thumbsup:
I saw that a while back on a peice of shit car.
Hell, I was thinking that when I saw the title of this thread. Some ugly fat girl in my school has one of those "Ass, Gas, or Grass" bumper stickers on her car.
 

Taylor_Blade

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YUCK FOU!!! said:
and the original that NO ONE HAS SAID
SHIT HAPPENS!!!!!!
If you would read the previous posts, you might see that someone HAS already posted that one. Just a thought.

*back to topic*
 

el crotcho

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-If its too loud you're too old

-So many pedestrians, so little time

-If you dont like my driving, get off the sidewalk
 

UberSkippy

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cd /pub more beer


D.A.R.E. - Drugs Are Really Expensive


Seriously? Do I look like I give a shit?


We support our local police. Please don't shoot us.


That last one is a Boise Idaho thing, our cops tend to shoot a lot of people
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Easty

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horn not working, watch for finger.

if you can read this, turn me over (upside down, seen on my neighbor's jeep)