- I love my country but fear my government (that one got me pulled over all the time)
- do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup
- dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
- keep your rosaries out of my ovaries
- Jesus, save me from your followers!
- Sic hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
(If you can read this bumper sticker, you are very well educated and much too close.)