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Asshole neighbours

dookie

OMGWTFBBQ!!1!
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i know 4:30pm on a sunday afternoon is an innocent enough time to have an extremely loud party. but i am trying to get some sleep before my 8-4am shift. i didn't get a wink of sleep, i talked to a few people at work and they suggested i give them the exact treatment, play some RATM full blast when i get home at 4am.
i decided to write a note in huge capital letters, i wrote it as soon as i got home, this is a basic outline of what i wrote:

I AM A SHIFT WORKER WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE ONE OF YOUR NEIGHBOURS, YOUR EXTREMELY LOUD MUSIC PREVENTED ME FROM GETTING ADEQUATE SLEEP AND I WAS VERY STRESSED AT WORK. I AM EXTREMELY FRUSTRATED AT YOUR LACK OF RESPECT FOR YOUR FELLOW NEIGHBOURS.

ASSHOLE!!!


i don't really eat eggs, so next time i'm shopping i'll pick up about a dozen and throw 'em at their fucking cars.

by the way, they don't know who it's from. and besides, my car was egged once, and this is a good chance to get back at those arrogant fucktards.
 

quix0te

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See if they have wireless internet.. and then try and get on their network. Load it up with gay pron or somethin.
 

Jack

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One bag of marbles + one slingshot
 

bnccoder

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Here is a song for them

Damage Plan - Fuck you

Fuck you I'm through
I want nothing more from you
My sanity is wearing thin
I rate, I hate
You determined your own fate
Now everything is caving in

Fuck your power trip and
Fuck your attitude and
Fuck your bloated ego too
Fuck your history, your tragedy, your misery
But most of all...fuck you!

Fuck this, all of this
Bitch and moan and bleed and piss
Seconds away from goin' down
Go ahead and push me
Your fakery, your butchery
Is nothing compared to my hate for you

Fuck your apathy and
Fuck your empathy and
Fuck your nihilism, too
Fuck your bitter pills, take 'em all, you never will
But most of all...fuck you!

Nothing changes, nothing fazes, nothing stays the same

Fuck your power trip and
Fuck your attitude and
Fuck your bloated ego too
Fuck your history, your tragedy, your misery
But most of all...motherfucker fuck you!
 
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You should get a paintball gun, a bb gun, and some realy loud music. Or drive your car through their yard in the middle of the night.
 

pimpyobitch

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Steal their car wipers. So when they drive and it's raining hard, they can't see, and have to pull over, since they can't see ahead.
 

-Scooter-

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Or you could just let some styerfoam (Spelling) melt down in some gasoline and toss some make shaft Napalm in their yard, but it can only be put out by a extinguisher. And it -IS- illegal, but kick ass. :cool:
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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dookie said:
i know 4:30pm on a sunday afternoon is an innocent enough time to have an extremely loud party. but i am trying to get some sleep before my 8-4am shift. i didn't get a wink of sleep, i talked to a few people at work and they suggested i give them the exact treatment, play some RATM full blast when i get home at 4am.
i decided to write a note in huge capital letters, i wrote it as soon as i got home, this is a basic outline of what i wrote:

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i don't really eat eggs, so next time i'm shopping i'll pick up about a dozen and throw 'em at their fucking cars.

by the way, they don't know who it's from. and besides, my car was egged once, and this is a good chance to get back at those arrogant fucktards.
thats the australian way!
 

Pidgeon182

Bird of the Week
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Nah, the perfect revenge is to hire two of the nastiest hookers in town to have a lesbian orgy on their front lawn when you know they are home. I have always wanted to do that to a person..but it is hard to find a nasty hooker in a small town. You can possibly even get a goat involved, but that would cost you an extra $50...but I wouldn't know anything about that :) ;)
 

countrygrl

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Pidgeon182 said:
Nah, the perfect revenge is to hire two of the nastiest hookers in town to have a lesbian orgy on their front lawn when you know they are home. I have always wanted to do that to a person..but it is hard to find a nasty hooker in a small town. You can possibly even get a goat involved, but that would cost you an extra $50...but I wouldn't know anything about that :) ;)

LOL I love this. My neighbors suck too and they would die if there were two hookers going at it in their front yard. It would be worth whatever they would charge to do it. :p
 

Shine

Blowing up my pants
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Take a shit on their front porch. Then leave a note:

"Yours truly.

~Dookie!
"

Wow that really fits your username, lol.
 

Jack

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Two hookers? OMFG! Classy and funny!
 

blåckmångåbbin

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bnccoder that song brought a tear to my eye. One of the best damn song out there I must agree.

Oh and the sling shot thing is a great idea as well. If you can't find a sling shot then cut the top off a 2liter soda bottle cut a ballon slightly inhalf and use the rubberband part to tie the ballon to the cut part of the bottle top. then one thing of bebes. Ohh the fun that you'll have. And they won't see you do it. hahahahaaa
 

dzaykim

Toss my salad
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dookie said:
i know 4:30pm on a sunday afternoon is an innocent enough time to have an extremely loud party. but i am trying to get some sleep before my 8-4am shift. i didn't get a wink of sleep, i talked to a few people at work and they suggested i give them the exact treatment, play some RATM full blast when i get home at 4am.
i decided to write a note in huge capital letters, i wrote it as soon as i got home, this is a basic outline of what i wrote:

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i don't really eat eggs, so next time i'm shopping i'll pick up about a dozen and throw 'em at their fucking cars.

by the way, they don't know who it's from. and besides, my car was egged once, and this is a good chance to get back at those arrogant fucktards.
HAHA egg their car.
I heard that if you egg a car in cold weather it fucks up the paint job on the car.
Call them when you come back from work.
Say a quick hello and ask him how his day went.
 

billdough

Flame Bait
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Box Them

Can u Beige Box them? i dont know if it works now. i havent tried, but a distant friend still can! rack up a huge phone bill!
 

Billybob

Gimmie Pwnies
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two words: frozen paintballs.

they are hard, like marbvles, and will put a hole through a wooden door with enought froce left to break a leg or two. >: D
 
#18
i know how you feel my neighbors and i hate each other,their all stuck up and shit.Grrr they piss me off and they always brake right infront of me when i'm driveing through and they'll just sit there.I wanna glog up there exhaust pipes and fuck up there fancy little cars,ASSHOLES!!!
ok i'm done