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Assholes in Cars

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i hate people on the road i always find someone who drives in the left lane and goes slow as shit. Can't stand those fucking people. Its like have some common courtesy and move the fuck over. Also i was in a left turn lane behind an old lady, we got the green arrow so i gave a little beep cause she wasn't moving. Then i beeped a little louder she still didn't move then the dumb truck behind me started laying into his air horn. The lady still didn't move, the light turns yellow and right before it turns red she goes. Can you believe that shit. Like i said i hate fucking people on the road.
 

Lost86

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Same. I hate when they pull that shit.

Or my favorite... you're on the highway in the left lane, the lane for the people wanting to speed. You get some idiot in front of you fluctating from 60mph to 68mph, meanwhile, the speed limit is 70. You look and it's clear to pass them in the middle lane. When you're passing, they then find their f'n gas pedal and you have to do well over 90mph to just get in front of them.

Bitches.
 

skylinec

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Thank god I can't Drive yet!
 

ChilianFuckFace

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I have a friend who goes into the left lane and goes really slow on purpose. He pisses me off so much! What a fucking asswipe. He says people shouldn't drive fast and he will slow them down. What an idiot!

I live in Florida, work in Boca Raton. The retirement state and city for this matter. The stupidity in the roads is becoming so much I am thinking of walking to work! :mad:
 
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I live in Lubbock, Texas. Here when your in drivers ed they teach you to drive as fast as you can. they also teach you to switch lanes as much as possible. this causes alot of fucking morons to drive on the wrong side of the road. what the fuck kinda teacher teaches these kids how to kill themselves anyway? i swear next time i see one of these dumb fucks on the wrong side of the road. i'm gunna park my car dead in their ass!
 

swizeguy

How dare you!?
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Yeah people on the road can be very agrivating. I personally hate it when someone races out and cuts you off when your going along at a good speed then slows down and after a few miles turns off.
 
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Top 10 things to do while driving

10. Tune your radio to NPR, turn it up all the way, headbang.

9. Signal the opposite way you are turning.

8. Drive without your lights on at night, insist you're in "stealth mode".

7. ave to strangers, laugh hysterically and point at them if they wave back.

6. Buy a Corvette, drive 25 mph "to save gas".

5. Turn off your car at every stop light, "to save gas".

4. onk your horn at regular intervals for no apparent reason.

3. Drive a convertible with the top up "for shade".

2. Duct tape Christmas lights to your car to "signal the mother ship".

1. Drive naked, announce to all motorists, "A/C's broke!"

i found a bigger list with 25 on it, but i lost it
 

Captain 151

Seeped in a dry Merlot
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Unforgiven said:
8. Drive without your lights on at night, insist you're in "stealth mode".
LMFAO. Awesome. *adds it to list*
 

Sektor

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Some bitch cut me off the other day, then when I honked at her, she flicked me off.

So I paid her back. Sped up, cut her off, and stuck a middle finger out the window at her. Stupid bitch.

Then there are drivers from other states. Either they ALL drive slow as hell, or the slowest drivers somehow make their way over here (Especially California drivers!), because they all drive slow as shit. They hold up traffic.

Then, there's old people. They are a menace to traffic. How the hell can you drive 30 miles per hour on an interstate?! I don't understand...
 

RadioactiveSmur

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oh god i know. coming from Missouri i have seen some really shitty drivers. You don't have to take drivres ed to get your licenese in this state and believe me it shows. Just today i was on this side street that goes to my house. I am at the end of this street where it interesect with the street i live on when this dumbass fed ex driver nearly plows into my front end becuase he didn't even look at the obvious red car sitting there before he went. that fucking moron nearly killed me. People pull that crap all the time here.
 

ferengi

Yay fire!
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Anyone who's been driving long enough will tell you; You're the only one who knows how to drive, and everyone else on the road is a fuckin' retard who needs to have their license revoked.
 

Sektor

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Hell, about half of the drivers here in Missouri are tailgaters! Sometimes I wonder if they bribed the highway patrol to get their license or something...
 

ChilianFuckFace

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Sektor said:
Hell, about half of the drivers here in Missouri are tailgaters!
I tailgate the slow ass drivers who are in the fast lane. This does not make me a bad driver.

Edit: Even though, I have been in 5 car accidents since I started driving. And I got one more ticket to go before my license gets suspended. :thumbsdn:
 

Sektor

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Tailgaters are generally bad drivers, from what I've seen. How hard is it to go around the person ( I see if there's traffic, but... unless it's rush hour, it usually isn't)? At least give the slow ass driver room to make mistakes.

Tailgating at night is especially bad - their headlights blind the HELL out of you.
 

MaxPower

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ChilianFuckFace said:
Even though, I have been in 5 car accidents since I started driving. And I got one more ticket to go before my license gets suspended. :thumbsdn:
Let me guess. Four out of the five accidents were the other driver's fault. The one that wasn't was not an accident, but some guy who "Was asking for it".

All the tickets were from some fascist pig that had it in for you. The violations were fabricated, and you were stripped of your civil rights.

I hear ya man. It’s like I’m looking in a mirror.
 

otepsoul

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Lord Nycon said:
i hate people on the road i always find someone who drives in the left lane and goes slow as shit. Can't stand those fucking people. Its like have some common courtesy and move the fuck over. Also i was in a left turn lane behind an old lady, we got the green arrow so i gave a little beep cause she wasn't moving. Then i beeped a little louder she still didn't move then the dumb truck behind me started laying into his air horn. The lady still didn't move, the light turns yellow and right before it turns red she goes. Can you believe that shit. Like i said i hate fucking people on the road.
lol that old lady so tested you.
 
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Sektor said:
Tailgaters are generally bad drivers, from what I've seen. How hard is it to go around the person ( I see if there's traffic, but... unless it's rush hour, it usually isn't)? At least give the slow ass driver room to make mistakes.

Tailgating at night is especially bad - their headlights blind the HELL out of you.
That's one reason I try avoid driving at night.

My eyes are extremely light sensitive.
 

Sinamon

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I hear yah

Yah i can't drive at night...especially when it's raining...my eyes are like <-4.75> in each eye...so the lights are in a star pattern at night...and if the roads are wet I cant see the lines on the outside of the lane...so i just dont drive at night when it's raining...one or other is fine...but not both together >.<
 

G_-FLaSH

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sinamon said:
Yah i can't drive at night...especially when it's raining...my eyes are like <-4.75> in each eye...so the lights are in a star pattern at night...and if the roads are wet I cant see the lines on the outside of the lane...so i just dont drive at night when it's raining...one or other is fine...but not both together >.<

Even wearing contacts or glasses you still get the star pattern?....