WTF ... IS WTF!?
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Astrology is bullshit

Didn't know where else to put this, so i'm putting it here...

Horoscope from
Be careful what information you release. Legitimate misunderstanding is inconvenient at best. Irreverence or ridicule will only weigh you down. If you can't seclude yourself, at least you can remain silent.

Horoscope from
Thursday, April 01
Take some time to break out of your normal routine, dear Capricorn, and see what is going on in the world around you. It could be that you are so focused and so driven on a specific goal that you are failing to take into account the rest of the world. You may not even be aware that these outside energies have a huge effect on what you are doing in your own little compartment.

Ok... does anybody else notice a difference between these two? how many capricorns can there be... i'll bet every site has a different horoscope for me... thanks, guys... but which one is real? The first one tells me to shut the hell up and remain silent... maybe lock myself in a little room somewhere, the second one tells me to see what is going on in this goddamn world of ours. I have news for them... I don't give a fuck what is going on in this world... and what the hell does it mean by "outside energies"? What outside energies affect what i do? And no, i'm not focused and driven on any goal... i have no goals. Morons think they can tell me what my future has in store? well, i make my own future... how can the position of a shitty little group of stars somewhere millions of miles above the earth affect my life? "Oh, jupiter passed through capricorn today... that means you're gonna become the father of a baby with 5 heads." I think Wierd Al sums it up quite nicely with his horoscope song...

The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again.

That sounds more like me than all the other bullshit horoscopes out there... i'm a dull and boring person, not an exciting and wonderful person... and maybe i'll take his advice about locking my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again.


Destroyer of worlds
I think it was best put in the words of Chris Rock, "Here's a horoscope for everybody:
Aquarius; You're gonna die
Capricorn; You're gonna die
Gemini; You're gonna die twice
Leo; You're gonna die
Scorpio; You're gonna die fuckin..."


Flame Bait
yeah u're right!

screw astrology! its just some bs that ppl write and make it seem like they know something.. hell I could do those god forsaken fortunes! :mad:


Flame Bait
My Horoscope

Today I read my horoscope in my college newspaper that said
"Sit on a couch and relax".

WTF IS THAT!!!! Retarded horoscope people, how can they tell what we'll do by gas and rocks floating around in Space? :gun:
DonGringo said:
Today I read my horoscope in my college newspaper that said
"Sit on a couch and relax".

yeah check out mine: "Don't be to hard with yourself today! Relax and put your feet up.. Maybe you should spend your day with your partner."

i mean.. honestly.. WTF?! :mfinger: i'm at my fucking office working my ass of! the only "relaxing part" i get, are the 20 minutes in the morning to read the posts on

..astrology is fucked.. and only for dicks, which don't have control of their life..


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Name: Flame Wolf
Secret Identity: Lowell Bishop
Special Power: Bionic Gaze
Transportation: Quantum Rocket
Weapon: Quantum Carbine
Costume: Golden Coveralls
Sidekick: the Professor
Nemesis: Tim the Puzzler
Tragic Flaw: Laziness
Favorite Food: Raspberries
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Special Power: Bionic Fart
Transportation: Magnetic Tricycle
Weapon: Graviton Bolt
Costume: Stainless Steel Coveralls
Sidekick: Dumbo
Nemesis: Nancy the Ripper
Tragic Flaw: Fear of short people
Favorite Food: Sardines