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at the porn shop

Cutter

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i went to the porn shop, its about 10 miles outside westplains. I was'nt there for porn(mabey i browsed around), but there the only place that sells pipes for "tobacco use only" without goin to springfield. So im about to buy my pipe, its a machined metal pipe orignally 7.95 but it was 30% off for memorial weekend so it was 5 bucks and some change also came with free screens(a big plus) but back to the story. Low and behold 10:30 at night the West Plains Ice-cream truck man walks in. I thought it was hillarious cause i thought he was gonna try and sell ice-cream to the porn shop guy or something, next thing i know the guy walks in the back room where all the hard-core shit is, i mean stuff that makes you go dddaaaammmnnnnn, and he walks out with a couple bondage mags, i was at the counter getin carded. and looked what he had. Scared me shitless. walked out and went to my Jimmy and just was like man thats not right. i never buying ice-cream from a ice-cream truck again.

on a positive note, my pipe hits good
 

bnccoder

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Glad to hear about the pipe, I would stay away from those cream pops.
 
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always an adventure going into sex shops, ours is ownd by the elementry school janitor, people freeked a bit. i thought they were being way to harsh about it. everyone needs loven, even janitors. :happysad: glad your pipe works awesome as well :thumbsup:
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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"Even janitors need loven"
heehee


Bnncoder is right, but mostly stay away from anything white.
 
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hmmm just white things in general or white, pastey, fluid like substance?hmmmm fluid dosen't make sense but eh, i couldn't think of another word.
 
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What did you think they make vaniila ice-cream out of.
 

tkme2thebedroom

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Wow...I always knew there was a reason why our ice cream man was smiling back there. Even this one time when this ruthless son of a bitch kid threw a popsicle at him and it ended up going down his shirt and he was all, "it's all good" looking. Creeped the shit out of me. Anyway, that's my little ice cream man story, but yours is better.
 

LiberatioN

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exactly...you never know what they've got back there! good call; i always suspected the old ice cream man as a pedophile back in Rhode Island...I should investigate. :thumbsup:
 

DIZNUTS

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Nymphchick said:
hmmm just white things in general or white, pastey, fluid like substance?hmmmm fluid dosen't make sense but eh, i couldn't think of another word.
you are the expert on "white" :Bow:
 
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Coming south into texas from oklahoma on I-45, the first thing you see is an adult video store. haha.
 

countrygrl

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Kind of gives a whole new meaning to "Bomb Pops".


The ice cream dude that was in our neighborhood when I was in Jr High sold 'ludes and pot out of the ice cream truck. There was always JR high and high school kids waving him down. :cool:
 

MaxPower

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Cutter said:
i never buying ice-cream from a ice-cream truck again.

on a positive note, my pipe hits good

"Would you like soft serve?"


BTW, how do you know where that pipe has been? :redface:
 
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Lol, thats's creepy... but, as Nymph said "Even janitors need loven" and i suppose that "Even ice cream truck driving pedophiles need loven". Plus, i don't like vanilla ice-cream anyway! Chocolate all the way!
p.s. - glag your pipe is workin' good!
 

Cutter

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the porn shop people are good people, i trust that my pipe was clean, damn i hope it was
 

TwisT

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FREE. JIZZ POPS! FREE.


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