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Attention: S.C.U.M. - The Nielsen Ratings Aren't Doing too Well.

Has S.C.U.M. been sucking C.U.M. as of late?


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Descent

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Whatever happened to creative posts such as Descent's Colonics and Computer Repair and GehtFuct, got fuct, then cried?

I know my posts aren't the greatest, and I can admit I'm wrong.

But I'm an excellent writer and I can surely say that I am sick and tired of seeing generic "I am S.C.U.M., hail me, I'm a WTF God, blah blah fuckin' blah. Massage my e-penis, then post hypocritical comments about e-penis waxers, blah blah assfuck blah."

Maybe Bait & Tackle could get out of it's second middle ages if you guys could pick up some fucking slack, because I admit to only being funny in real life, and not on the net. Everyone says I'm hilarious in reality, but my jokes are spur of the moment/emphasis related/impersonations that depend on vocal tone that I can't muster with text.

So everyone, vote on this poll, because S.C.U.M.'s fall lineup isn't looking too good on WTF's B&T channel.
 

meh_it_all

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Wow, even in a thread about someone else.. You still manage to make it about yourself. :rolleyes:
 
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Descent said:
But I'm an excellent writer and I can surely say that I am sick and tired of seeing generic "I am S.C.U.M., hail me, I'm a WTF God, blah blah fuckin' blah. Massage my e-penis, then post hypocritical comments about e-penis waxers, blah blah assfuck blah."

This thread idea is so old. DG already did this, and she did it much better I must say.

When's the last time you heard S.C.U.M. talking about our greatness? It offended little pussies like you (the truth hurts) so we had to quit.

Stay your punk ass out of the archives, and get over yourself.

You claim that S.C.U.M. only speaks of their greatness, bla bla bla, but what the hell are you doing?

Descent said:
I know my posts aren't the greatest
Hmm, ok now that we've established that.....

SelfOwningDumbass said:
But I'm an excellent writer
Don't contradict yourself asshole. Go post some retarded pics somewhere.




In short, stfu pube. :thumbsup:
 

tzedek

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Great thread!! Would read again!! A++++++
 

Descent

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tzedek said:
Great thread!! Would read again!! A++++++
Thanks, you just stole my material.

I'd post my WIP design document of Research and Development here but I'm uber paranoid about theft, and the new A.I./Health system implementation are going to rewrite the First Person Shooter Formula.

As of now, the only people who are going to see it are "Isotope Studios Potential Employees" and John Romero.

IP Theft = Bad.

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Only the paranoid survive.
 
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What the fuck does that have to do with the topic of the thread, and the serious ownage from everyone? :rolleyes:
 

meh_it_all

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Descent said:
Thanks, you just stole my material.

I'd post my WIP design document of Research and Development here but I'm uber paranoid about theft, and the new A.I./Health system implementation are going to rewrite the First Person Shooter Formula.

As of now, the only people who are going to see it are "Isotope Studios Potential Employees" and John Romero.

IP Theft = Bad.
Get over YOURSELF.
 

I Hate The FCC

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Descent said:
Thanks, you just stole my material.
He was mocking you, idiot.
Descent said:
I'd post my WIP design document of Research and Development here but I'm uber paranoid about theft, and the new A.I./Health system implementation are going to rewrite the First Person Shooter Formula.
Nobody cares about it. Only an idiot like you would steal it.
:rolleyes:
 

PatticusRex

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You know you're a loser when you get angry over the inability to get into an internet gang/group/box social
 
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PatticusRex said:
You know you're a loser when you get angry over the inability to get into an internet gang/group/box social

Couldn't have said it better myself. :thumbsup:
 

Descent

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meh_it_all said:
Get over YOURSELF.
You're from Spain, right? Because you act like nobody I know.

I'm not the fucking greatest - if your dumb fucking ass could detect net sarcasm like me, Junglizm and Max can, then you would like me (And I'm not saying they like me, Mrs. Rolleyes).

How many people say "I'm the best gamer/artist/writer/porno rubber outer ever?" I don't play professional tournaments. I'm no professional artist. I'm not a professional writer. And I do not have any pornos longer than five minutes on my hard drive.

I'm only 16. I cannot gloat at this age.

But I do think I am an amazing game designer - hence why my work will never be shown until it's done. It can net millions.

Sound like bullshit? I understand. In fact, I know everyone thinks I'm lying.

If I really wanted to massage my e-penis - I'd post them and say I'm the best like garage bands do.

But I'm not - which says a lot. I feel nervous about even dropping hints, because this game is more innovative than what I've seen of Prey so far. And no, I'm not saying Prey is crap.

A good magician never reveals the secret.

I DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, VIEW MYSELF ON THE SAME LEVEL AS SHIGERU MIYAMOTO (Mario, Zelda), YUJI NAKA (Sonic, NiGHTS), OR JOHN ROMERO (Wolf3D, Doom, Quake, Dangerous Dave).

They can create new genres. And I am not good at that.

Mindpower is amazing - Have you used it? Sears Hardware is selling it for 50% off your AOL bill (Or SOL bill in your case).
 
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/me cares.


Gotta pick on the girls, eh Descent?



I know I should've worn my boots, with all the bullshit you're spewing.

Your eyes are turning brown dumbshit, just stfu, or prove yourself.
 

I Hate The FCC

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I DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, VIEW MYSELF ON THE SAME LEVEL AS SHIGERU MIYAMOTO (Mario, Zelda), YUJI NAKA (Sonic, NiGHTS), OR JOHN ROMERO (Wolf3D, Doom, Quake, Dangerous Dave).
Like anyone knows, or cares who the fuck they are.
You're from Spain, right? Because you act like nobody I know.
Self-pwnage. Racist against the Spanish?
I'm not the fucking greatest - if your dumb fucking ass could detect net sarcasm like me, Junglizm and Max can, then you would like me (And I'm not saying they like me, Mrs. Rolleyes).
:lol: It's always funny when a shit poster like you, acts like they're e-pals with MaxPower and Junglizm.
Descent said:
Mindpower is amazing - Have you used it? Sears Hardware is selling it for 50% off your AOL bill (Or SOL bill in your case).
AOL flames=weaksauce. You're the only one that thinks it's funny, smart, and witty. :thumbsdn:
 

Descent

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I Hate The FCC said:
He was mocking you, idiot.
Nobody cares about it. Only an idiot like you would steal it.
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Mall Security Guard > Game Designer.

$40,000 yearly salary > $1-5 million yearly salary.

Shut your fucking pie-hole - a man with your job is in no position to criticize an artist.

I know you all think I am lying, but I don't care. Just think about this:

I own every North American Sega console ever made besides the Saturn, and I have a wealth of software for them all - KICK ASS SOFTWARE.

I still play Zelda 64 weekly - and love it.

I play my Atari 2600 compulsively.

I know the specs of every Sega or Nintendo console released from the NES on - right down to CPU model, clock speed, VRAM, advatages and disadvatanges, etc.

I have roughly 200 games total in my household, including shareware CD's for DOS and Official Sega Dreamcast Magazine demo discs. In fact, a few of those ODCM discs contain beta demos that WERE NEVER RELEASED. They kicked ass - odds are, you'll never play them.

If you were to see my drawing of H.U.D. design, worlds to inhabit, etc. etc. you would understand.

I've been creating ideas for software since as long as I can remember. R&D has gone through numerous stages since it's 2001 concept. 2D shooter similar to Metroid, unique 2D shooter, 2D Survival Horror, 3D Survival Horror, 3D FPS, 3D innovative FPS, and there are many small stages between that and it's final form - a 3D FPS, that is highly philosophical, with new gameplay innovations such as abandonment from the "200% Health" formula, to a new A.I. concept that will shame every game to date.

I guess it's great to be protecting the world with a walkie-talkie while I'm entertaining the world with electronic magic.
 
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