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mmm...cheese

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It has come to my attention that life as we know it will end soon. My reason for believing this is that gas prices are rising at an alarming rate. . . This will undoubtedly cause more contraversy and therefore start WWIII. AKA, the nuclear holocaust. So I advise all of you to come to my hideout in Canada and jump in my bomb shelter/bar. . . (open 24/7/365//66)
 

bnccoder

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I hope it does.

Will it be closed when the bombs hit cause if not that would render it useless.
 

mmm...cheese

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Of course it'll be closed. . . I'm not that stupid. . . :)
 

Jung

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Why did I even bother reading this when I saw who posted it?
 
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WTF kinda stupid shit are we now talking about on this site. HEy Jason the guy that started this thread needs to be cockfarmed. Dumb fuckign asshole
 

Easty

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mmm...cheese said:
It has come to my attention that life as we know it will end soon. My reason for believing this is that gas prices are rising at an alarming rate. . . This will undoubtedly cause more contraversy and therefore start WWIII. AKA, the nuclear holocaust. So I advise all of you to come to my hideout in Canada and jump in my bomb shelter/bar. . . (open 24/7/365//66)
you aint got nothing, dude. i live on a college campus located directly on top of a fault that's activity is about 100 years overdue. if anyone's gonna die soon, it's me. :thumbsdn:
 

Bonesaw

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mmm...cheese said:
It has come to my attention that life as we know it will end soon. My reason for believing this is that gas prices are rising at an alarming rate. . . This will undoubtedly cause more contraversy and therefore start WWIII. AKA, the nuclear holocaust. So I advise all of you to come to my hideout in Canada and jump in my bomb shelter/bar. . . (open 24/7/365//66)
Yeah, chowderhead? And I advise you to take a long walk out of a short plane with a fucking A-Bomb strapped to your fatback on a motherfucking Chinese Diner... and don't think I wouldn't put a gun to your head to make it happen...
 

Angel

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Bonesaw said:
Yeah, chowderhead? And I advise you to take a long walk out of a short plane with a fucking A-Bomb strapped to your fatback on a motherfucking Chinese Diner... and don't think I wouldn't put a gun to your head to make it happen...
I knew this boy once; he reminded me of you until my girlfriend had an abortion.
 

Bonesaw

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You know what? I just took a peek at your photo and you remind me of someone too... the heroin addict geek down the street that'll spread her legs for used bubblegum...
 

Nailbomb

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Bonesaw said:
...the heroin addict geek down the street that'll spread her legs for used bubblegum...
Looks like I'm finally getting noticed! :thumbsup:
 

LiberatioN

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Bonesaw said:
You know what? I just took a peek at your photo and you remind me of someone too... the heroin addict geek down the street that'll spread her legs for used bubblegum...
you're well on your way to being a qualified B&T flamer. :thumbsup: repped
 
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Bonesaw said:
You know what? I just took a peek at your photo and you remind me of someone too... the heroin addict geek down the street that'll spread her legs for used bubblegum...

I like this guy :thumbsup:
 

DIZNUTS

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mmm...cheese said:
It has come to my attention that life as we know it will end soon. My reason for believing this is that gas prices are rising at an alarming rate. . . This will undoubtedly cause more contraversy and therefore start WWIII. AKA, the nuclear holocaust. So I advise all of you to come to my hideout in Canada and jump in my bomb shelter/bar. . . (open 24/7/365//66)
you just played fallout didn't you???
 

MaxPower

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In response to mmm...cheese. Thank you for your hospitality, but I have purchased plenty of plastic wrap and duct tape, as our Govt. has advised. I have also procured a vintage 1950's school desk, so that I may effectively implement the "Duck and cover" method.

In response to those who flamed him, after he offered you all solitude, and respite from the fiery, demise that you all surely will face; STFU.

When I’m walking through the rubble of our once great society, scavenging for canned goods, perhaps I’ll come across your rotting and disfigured corpses; still grasping the mouse that you clutch at this very moment. The keyboard that was once your weapon of choice, has now had it’s keys ripped from their substrate, and embedded into your pimple ridden 16 year old faces. When I do; I will systematically rape each and every one of your lifeless cadavers. Bonesaw, I’m gonna save you for last. When I desecrate your burnt and blistered body by covering it in pigs blood, and offering it to the prince of darkness, I want to savor the moment.

I will then proceed to teabag all of you and snap some pics. The internet will be rebuilt, and when it is, Photoshop will be at my ready. But fear not cyber citizens, you’ll all be immortalized on Ebaumsworld-II.com. :thumbsup:
 

mmm...cheese

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MaxPower said:
In response to mmm...cheese. Thank you for your hospitality, but I have purchased plenty of plastic wrap and duct tape, as our Govt. has advised. I have also procured a vintage 1950's school desk, so that I may effectively implement the "Duck and cover" method.

In response to those who flamed him, after he offered you all solitude, and respite from the fiery, demise that you all surely will face; STFU.

When I’m walking through the rubble of our once great society, scavenging for canned goods, perhaps I’ll come across your rotting and disfigured corpses; still grasping the mouse that you clutch at this very moment. The keyboard that was once your weapon of choice, has now had it’s keys ripped from their substrate, and embedded into your pimple ridden 16 year old faces. When I do; I will systematically rape each and every one of your lifeless cadavers. Bonesaw, I’m gonna save you for last. When I desecrate your burnt and blistered body by covering it in pigs blood, and offering it to the prince of darkness, I want to savor the moment.

I will then proceed to teabag all of you and snap some pics. The internet will be rebuilt, and when it is, Photoshop will be at my ready. But fear not cyber citizens, you’ll all be immortalized on Ebaumsworld-II.com. :thumbsup:
:aship: :aship: :ufo: Unless maybe these guys come. . .
 
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