It has come to my attention that life as we know it will end soon. My reason for believing this is that gas prices are rising at an alarming rate. . . This will undoubtedly cause more contraversy and therefore start WWIII. AKA, the nuclear holocaust. So I advise all of you to come to my hideout in Canada and jump in my bomb shelter/bar. . . (open 24/7/365//66)
Attention WTFuckers!
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Of course it'll be closed. . . I'm not that stupid. . . 
Your right, it was a wastejunglizm said:
WTF kinda stupid shit are we now talking about on this site. HEy Jason the guy that started this thread needs to be cockfarmed. Dumb fuckign asshole
Bonesaw said:
you're well on your way to being a qualified B&T flamer.
repped
In response to mmm...cheese. Thank you for your hospitality, but I have purchased plenty of plastic wrap and duct tape, as our Govt. has advised. I have also procured a vintage 1950's school desk, so that I may effectively implement the "Duck and cover" method.
In response to those who flamed him, after he offered you all solitude, and respite from the fiery, demise that you all surely will face; STFU.
When I’m walking through the rubble of our once great society, scavenging for canned goods, perhaps I’ll come across your rotting and disfigured corpses; still grasping the mouse that you clutch at this very moment. The keyboard that was once your weapon of choice, has now had it’s keys ripped from their substrate, and embedded into your pimple ridden 16 year old faces. When I do; I will systematically rape each and every one of your lifeless cadavers. Bonesaw, I’m gonna save you for last. When I desecrate your burnt and blistered body by covering it in pigs blood, and offering it to the prince of darkness, I want to savor the moment.
I will then proceed to teabag all of you and snap some pics. The internet will be rebuilt, and when it is, Photoshop will be at my ready. But fear not cyber citizens, you’ll all be immortalized on Ebaumsworld-II.com.
In response to those who flamed him, after he offered you all solitude, and respite from the fiery, demise that you all surely will face; STFU.
When I’m walking through the rubble of our once great society, scavenging for canned goods, perhaps I’ll come across your rotting and disfigured corpses; still grasping the mouse that you clutch at this very moment. The keyboard that was once your weapon of choice, has now had it’s keys ripped from their substrate, and embedded into your pimple ridden 16 year old faces. When I do; I will systematically rape each and every one of your lifeless cadavers. Bonesaw, I’m gonna save you for last. When I desecrate your burnt and blistered body by covering it in pigs blood, and offering it to the prince of darkness, I want to savor the moment.
I will then proceed to teabag all of you and snap some pics. The internet will be rebuilt, and when it is, Photoshop will be at my ready. But fear not cyber citizens, you’ll all be immortalized on Ebaumsworld-II.com.
DIZNUTS said:
yes. . . HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW?!
MaxPower said:In response to mmm...cheese. Thank you for your hospitality, but I have purchased plenty of plastic wrap and duct tape, as our Govt. has advised. I have also procured a vintage 1950's school desk, so that I may effectively implement the "Duck and cover" method.
In response to those who flamed him, after he offered you all solitude, and respite from the fiery, demise that you all surely will face; STFU.
When I’m walking through the rubble of our once great society, scavenging for canned goods, perhaps I’ll come across your rotting and disfigured corpses; still grasping the mouse that you clutch at this very moment. The keyboard that was once your weapon of choice, has now had it’s keys ripped from their substrate, and embedded into your pimple ridden 16 year old faces. When I do; I will systematically rape each and every one of your lifeless cadavers. Bonesaw, I’m gonna save you for last. When I desecrate your burnt and blistered body by covering it in pigs blood, and offering it to the prince of darkness, I want to savor the moment.
I will then proceed to teabag all of you and snap some pics. The internet will be rebuilt, and when it is, Photoshop will be at my ready. But fear not cyber citizens, you’ll all be immortalized on Ebaumsworld-II.com.
:aship: :aship: :ufo: Unless maybe these guys come. . .
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