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Awaken's "Coming Out" Party

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Skitch0o0

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Everyone's invited! Bring extra KY!!!

(Psst... He´s gay.)
 

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Skitch0o0 said:
Everyone's invited! Bring extra KY!!!

(Psst... He´s gay.)
uhh what brand of KY?
 

Skitch0o0

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Whatever you want. But don´t tell him. Ít´s a surprise coming out party. Apparently he´s still convinced that he might like boobies.
 

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Skitch0o0 said:
Whatever you want. But don´t tell him. Ít´s a surprise coming out party. Apparently he´s still convinced that he might like boobies.
oh ok......so can i bring my 18in dildo collection? ask a "gift"
 

bigck3000

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What brand of KY????? oh my god. You've never even seen it have you?
 

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bigck3000 said:
What brand of KY????? oh my god. You've never even seen it have you?
uhh dude the pharmacy has like 4 diff lubes..unless you meant the KY KY jelly....btw i never used it....i would get the girl wet enough 2 drown a fish
 

MrNewbie

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Stop making threads for me to shit on, thanks elder skitch!
 

screwy

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What do you mean "coming out party"? In guess he never officially came out... But since our marriage... I guess he's been a little more open with his sexuality. And fish, I'm the one becoming a woman, not him.
 

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screw_ball said:
What do you mean "coming out party"? In guess he never officially came out... But since our marriage... I guess he's been a little more open with his sexuality. And fish, I'm the one becoming a woman, not him.
are you like gonna keep your twig n berries in a jar for display?
 

KreffKa'sWill

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Keeping the junk on display afterwards, just doesn't seem like a good idea. I mean, what if the dog gets into it?
 
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DIZNUTS said:
uhh dude the pharmacy has like 4 diff lubes..unless you meant the KY KY jelly....btw i never used it....i would get the girl wet enough 2 drown a fish

KY, is the name of a lube, all in it's own. The only other one I'm aware of is Anal Ease, and that's no good for blasting chicks in the ass, because it numbs you up as well. KY warming lubricant, woot! :thumbsup:
 

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HavokChylde said:
KY, is the name of a lube, all in it's own. The only other one I'm aware of is Anal Ease, and that's no good for blasting chicks in the ass, because it numbs you up as well. KY warming lubricant, woot! :thumbsup:
Astroglide is another. Good times... fun stuff.
 

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Descent said:
Damn, beat me to it.
oh shit you're alive.....i thought all this time you went missing and getting raped by hippos
 

Skitch0o0

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Well now that we got the lube covered, who's bringing the balloons? After all, this IS a party.
 

UberSkippy

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DIZNUTS said:
oh shit you're alive.....i thought all this time you went missing and getting raped by hippos
Hey, you told me it was a wombat.
 
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I suppose Skitch is staying for the homosexual parade of men hungry for cock. Everybody else, our job is done.

This was the shittiest attempt at a pwn yet Skitch. And worse yet you put though into it. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
 
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im glad he is finally coming out! but im not wasting my $$$ on a gay person
 

Skitch0o0

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I suppose Skitch is staying for the homosexual parade of men hungry for cock. Everybody else, our job is done.

This was the shittiest attempt at a pwn yet Skitch. And worse yet you put though into it. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
I´m trying hard. Really. Just give me time.
 
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