Awaken's "Coming Out" Party

[Skitch0o0]

Everyone's invited! Bring extra KY!!!

(Psst... He´s gay.)

 

[DIZNUTS]

Everyone's invited! Bring extra KY!!!

(Psst... He´s gay.)

uhh what brand of KY?

 

[Skitch0o0]

Whatever you want. But don´t tell him. Ít´s a surprise coming out party. Apparently he´s still convinced that he might like boobies.

 

[DIZNUTS]

Whatever you want. But don´t tell him. Ít´s a surprise coming out party. Apparently he´s still convinced that he might like boobies.

oh ok......so can i bring my 18in dildo collection? ask a "gift"

 

[bigck3000]

What brand of KY????? oh my god. You've never even seen it have you?

 

[DIZNUTS]

What brand of KY????? oh my god. You've never even seen it have you?

uhh dude the pharmacy has like 4 diff lubes..unless you meant the KY KY jelly....btw i never used it....i would get the girl wet enough 2 drown a fish

 

[MrNewbie]

Stop making threads for me to shit on, thanks elder skitch!

 

[fish sticks]

awaken doesnt have to come out
hes really a woman

 

[screwy]

What do you mean "coming out party"? In guess he never officially came out... But since our marriage... I guess he's been a little more open with his sexuality. And fish, I'm the one becoming a woman, not him.

 

[DIZNUTS]

What do you mean "coming out party"? In guess he never officially came out... But since our marriage... I guess he's been a little more open with his sexuality. And fish, I'm the one becoming a woman, not him.

are you like gonna keep your twig n berries in a jar for display?

 

[KreffKa'sWill]

Keeping the junk on display afterwards, just doesn't seem like a good idea. I mean, what if the dog gets into it?

 

[Havok]

uhh dude the pharmacy has like 4 diff lubes..unless you meant the KY KY jelly....btw i never used it....i would get the girl wet enough 2 drown a fish

KY, is the name of a lube, all in it's own. The only other one I'm aware of is Anal Ease, and that's no good for blasting chicks in the ass, because it numbs you up as well. KY warming lubricant, woot!

 

[UberSkippy]

KY, is the name of a lube, all in it's own. The only other one I'm aware of is Anal Ease, and that's no good for blasting chicks in the ass, because it numbs you up as well. KY warming lubricant, woot!

Astroglide is another. Good times... fun stuff.

 

[Descent]

Astroglide is another. Good times... fun stuff.

Damn, beat me to it.

 

[DIZNUTS]

Damn, beat me to it.

oh shit you're alive.....i thought all this time you went missing and getting raped by hippos

 

[Skitch0o0]

Well now that we got the lube covered, who's bringing the balloons? After all, this IS a party.

 

[UberSkippy]

oh shit you're alive.....i thought all this time you went missing and getting raped by hippos

Hey, you told me it was a wombat.

 

[Magic Hobo]

I suppose Skitch is staying for the homosexual parade of men hungry for cock. Everybody else, our job is done.

This was the shittiest attempt at a pwn yet Skitch. And worse yet you put though into it. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

 

[killer potato]

im glad he is finally coming out! but im not wasting my $$$ on a gay person

 

[Skitch0o0]

I suppose Skitch is staying for the homosexual parade of men hungry for cock. Everybody else, our job is done.

This was the shittiest attempt at a pwn yet Skitch. And worse yet you put though into it. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

I´m trying hard. Really. Just give me time.