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Awww! Isn't that cute?!

gehtfuct

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How'd you like to have one of these bad boys crawling acrossed your face late in the night.
It's fall, these fuckers are everywhere.

Neat-o. :eek:
 

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Actually, spiders rock!
 

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i got about 4 or so all over my yard, not that big, but the they are all bigger than thimbles
 

gehtfuct

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zoloftcasserole said:
What kind of spider is that?
A tarantula. They are everywhere this time of year. Moving about, looking for a spiffy hole to take the winter sleep in. Believe it or not, this is the smallest one I've seen this year. It's a male, males are in fact smaller anyhoo.
 
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I'd like to squish that thing. In fact, my foot is twitching just thinking about it. Ugh
 

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gehtfuct said:
A tarantula. They are everywhere this time of year. Moving about, looking for a spiffy hole to take the winter sleep in.
not here in nashvile..
we have those awesomely useful brown recluse bastids.. when we were at the lake 2 weeks ago i had to check under the toilet seat for them and under the bed for (somekindofcunting) snakes..

back in england there were no dangerous animals.. they ate them all in the 15th century..
 

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void said:
not here in nashvile..
we have those awesomely useful brown recluse bastids.. when we were at the lake 2 weeks ago i had to check under the toilet seat for them and under the bed for (somekindofcunting) snakes..

back in england there were no dangerous animals.. they ate them all in the 15th century..
I have almost 10 black widows in my garage. Lol, and 10 in my shed. Crazy shit.
 

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Jessica43999 said:
I don't think its cute. I hate spiders. "BLAGH" to your spider!
These types of Tarantulas are actually pretty docile. Although males are more aggressive, you'd be pretty hard pressed to geht it to bite you. You'd geht more of a fight out of your common pond toad as compared to this Tarantula.
 
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I'd rather wake up with a large spider crawling on me than one of these:



Stink bug

They're all over the place right now where I live. There's just something about them that freaks me out. /shudder
 

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i'm just waiting for the thread in 'life sucks' titled..

"Ow.. I just goht bit on the eye by a fucking spider!!"
 
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i had a BF once that thought it would be funny to drop one down my top.
ya HAR HAR. he wasen't laughing too much when i almost killed it.
the stink bug is gross too. i don't pick either, i'd just cry.
 

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Jessica43999 said:
I don't think its cute. I hate spiders. "BLAGH" to your spider!
Oh no..




I don't like spiders, they really creep me out..
 
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Hahah that thing's mad, I want one.
Largest spider I've seen around my house would be a Funnel Web Spider. And as for black widow's (red backs), my garage has more of them than what a bee hive has bees.
 

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Last night I was sitting on the couch enjoying the Nascar Busch race, when out of the corner of my eye I see something moving on a small box right next to me on the couch. I look to see waht it was and goddamn it was a HUGE fucking black spider. I made a comment like "Holy shit, what the fuck?". DG and the kids are totally clueless until I point to it. There reaction was carzy as shit...they fucking freaked. I had no problem with it until they went off. "OMG OMG OMG...kill it...kill it...", kinda freaked me out at that moment. I thought they knew something I didn't and it might bite and kill me.....so I killed it.

Anyway, geht that is fuct up man. Letting it crawl on your hand? :p