Awww Noooo Birdie!

dustinzgirl

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thats not a bird its a vulture, or it may be gehtfuct. See, I keep saying that airplanes are evil, and nobody believes me.
 

Icarus

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One time they were doing "impact testing" on a new airplane. They bought a Turkey from a grocery store and then dropped it in the flight path as the plane was going full speed.

The turkey went through the windsheild, past the pilots and crap, and punched a hole out the back of the plane.

They forgot to thaw it.