bad pick up lines

[keebs]

everone has heard them or tried using them, so post them here.

heres some:

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "i" next to each other

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

 

[Easty]

Baby, that dress is really becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming, too.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your pants.

 

[Janglenut]

I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.

 

[Easty]

are you good with brass? cuz you're making me horny.

 

[Skitch0o0]

I prefer, "You're not too ugly. Schlob my knob."

 

[baseball4113]

i lost my teddy bear, can i snuggle w/ you tonight?

 

[chucktheskiffie]

You're ok, but your friend is better.... whats her name?

 

[BigTexMarine25]

"i may not be the best looking guy in here, but i'm the only one talking to you!"

"let's you and me get a pizza, go back to my place and fuck!............. whats the matter baby, dont you like pizza?"

 

[Stardust]

"do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?"

"you must be tired, after walking around and around in my mind all night"

"ooh, is that a mars bar or are u just happy to see me?"

 

[JLXC]

I think I saw your picture, it's in the dictionary under beautiful.

I have a box of condoms, wanna share?

Can I sleep over at your place?

 

[el crotcho]

Hey baby, you be my dairy queen, i'll be your burger king, you treat me right and i'll do it your way

Is it hot here, or is it just you?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

 

[Easty]

i googled your name and gorgeous.com came up

 

[Nymphchick]

(for guyz) is that a tap(hmm for beer kegs) in your pocket? cause i'd sure like to tap dat ass.
got 2 dimes for a nipple?
beauty is but a light switch away

 

[Zoso]

If I say you have a nice body, will you hold it against me?

Are those space pants cuz that butt is out of this world!

Like chicken (extend arm)?.. then grab a wing.

 

[gehtfuct]

Me: Excuse me,Ma'am. Can I smell your pooter?

Her: You most certainly can not!

Me: Well,I guess that must be your feet,then.


Works everytime.

 

[DIZNUTS]

I'm a virgin. works every time lol

 

[Easty]

Let's play war. I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

 

[Sinamon]

Baby, that dress is really becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming, too.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your pants.

ROFL you guys are so eager to get in our pants aint you? those are some good lines...rofl

 

[Sinamon]

"do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?"

Noooooo that's my quote, I been using it for 10 years. Its in my sig !!!

 

[tzedek]

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.