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Now Hiring!!

Are you a clean freak? Do you like working late at night? Do you enjoy working in a professional environment, where the skills you attained at college can be put to great use? Then we have a position for you!!

Badassmtbiker's Nudie Booths is searching for two Jizz Moppers. These positions are hourly, and cum with health insurance. Apply in the back.

Also hiring dancers. Must be skilled at making men think you like them, and faking orgasms. Broken's wife - we're looking in your direction, sweetheart.
 
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Now Hiring!!

Also hiring dancers. Must be skilled at making men think you like them, and faking orgasms. Broken's wife - we're looking in your direction, sweetheart.
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That's some cool-blooded shit right there!
 
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Instead of lashing out at others, you should try to please your wife.
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Now you sound like my wife.. Fuck...
 
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Fucker I am busy... I am working around the house, and we just got a new TV and Dryer, that I am waiting on the del. truck.. FUCK MAN.. I want my TV!!
The wife and kids are out getting dvds.. HDTV whoohoo..
 
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Fucker I am busy... I am working around the house, and we just got a new TV and Dryer, that I am waiting on the del. truck.. FUCK MAN.. I want my TV!!
The wife and kids are out getting dvds.. HDTV whoohoo..
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You missed the sarcasm, eh? I hate having to explain a joke.. re-read our last few posts.. I wasn't commenting on the amount of time it took you to respond to the post, jackass
 
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You missed the sarcasm, eh? I hate having to explain a joke.. re-read our last few posts.. I wasn't commenting on the amount of time it took you to respond to the post, jackass
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I hate having to explain myself.. I said I am busy!!!
 
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I hate having to explain myself.. I said I am busy!!!You re-read it, then sums it up.. and mail it.. I check the mail box..
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omg.. now it's been turned into one of those lame jokes. Wayyy too much buildup.
 
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omg.. now it's been turned into one of those lame jokes. Wayyy too much buildup.
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Lol whine & bitch Just like her.. Ok stop it..
 
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Don't touch me.
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My wife is actually really cool. She for the most part makes life easy.. She does give me a hard time about what she calls "My girl friends on the chat thing"
 
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My wife is actually really cool. She for the most part makes life easy.. She does give me a hard time about what she calls "My girl friends on the chat thing"
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LOL.. yea, I learned not to even talk about this stuff with the girlfriend. Not because I need to hide it, but because I tend to make myself look like a real geek. "no hun, it was sweet, there's this forum called WTF (that's what the fuck).com and there's some cool people on there. And then there's some tools. I think most of them are high school kids, but it's fun laying the smack down." Just doesn't sound right, does it? I only browse thru here at work, tho, but still.
 
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The Proprietors Squeeze

BA, what kinda joint you runnin' here? She was behind curtain #1 and said her name was Felipé Wrinkle.Gives new meaning to the word "ho".
 
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Shit this site isn't banned at work, but If I was caught here at work.. I would be walked.

I worked for a Broadcast Engineering Firm, and the owner came in one day, and caught us on some freaky porn site.. and he just laughed and walked off. I know a guy that got walked from company X.. for photoshopping a pic, that had Ben laden with gold chains. That said " Os a Ma!! In da hood"

What the fuck??? HR said, it offended someone... Please Fucking shoot my ass! Where my gawddamm TV?
 
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BA, what kinda joint you runnin' here? She was behind curtain #1 and said her name was Felipé Wrinkle.Gives new meaning to the word "ho".
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May I introduce you to Broken's wife. I thought you'd met before.
 
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Oh sorry, I didn't recognize her from this angle :redface:
 
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May I introduce you to Broken's wife. I thought you'd met before.
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Yeah, I thought you are better than this. Not to bash.
I geuss I am wrong, just like on the sonic issue..

Well time will tell.
 
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