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Bathing Suit+Rash= Unhappy

wocka

Clitpickle
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well i was wearing my bathing suit at the beach and the head of my dick got rashed up from my bathing suit!!! GOD DAMN! it hurts so bad, i cant even walk without it rubbing against my boxers.

anyone else experience this or find a way to prevent it? (no im not gonna chop my dick off)

its been like 3-4 days now and its all good and rough :D
 

chucktheskiffie

Way too hyper...
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mate.... wear board shorts....please wear board shorts... humanity can only benefit from the eradication of budgie-smugglers.
 

wocka

Clitpickle
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they are regular boardshorts/ surf shorts or whatever u call them. not nut huggers at all. i think wearing boxers with them or underwear in general gets rid of this rash
 

VenomHowell

Cynical Piece of Shit
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wocka said:
well i was wearing my bathing suit at the beach and the head of my dick got rashed up from my bathing suit!!! GOD DAMN! it hurts so bad, i cant even walk without it rubbing against my boxers.

anyone else experience this or find a way to prevent it? (no im not gonna chop my dick off)

its been like 3-4 days now and its all good and rough :D
That's not a rash, you've contracted an STD. Have a fun, celibant life. :lol:
 

wocka

Clitpickle
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lmao, its not an std. lemme geuss, a fish form the ocean released the std and it some how got on my dick and just made a little rash?

to my knowledge, most stds hurt when u pee, leave bumps, and puss
 

Shine

Blowing up my pants
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Get that medic-wrap stuff. Maybe that'll help cover it up. Of course, lesson learned, always wear a speedo :cool:

P.S. Don't read the above lesson if you want to sleep tonight.

P.S.S. You're too late, dipshit!
 

DIZNUTS

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Shinedown said:
Get that medic-wrap stuff. Maybe that'll help cover it up. Of course, lesson learned, always wear a speedo :cool:

P.S. Don't read the above lesson if you want to sleep tonight.

P.S.S. You're too late, dipshit!
omfg you are so cruel.....

p.s. do you work for Speedo?
 

Broken

Member smoked too much weed!
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Cut the internet out of your shorts, your pee-pee isn't Long enough to tuck it down under your balls to prevent the Chaffing. l Hope that helps, good Luck with the ladies!

Broken's:
Agony Column

 

Broken

Member smoked too much weed!
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Really??? Wanna geuss where the PCMCIA card goes, you can upgrade to a Mini-PCI for only $9.99.
 

Shine

Blowing up my pants
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DIZNUTS said:
omfg you are so cruel.....

p.s. do you work for Speedo?
No, I'm the pimp advisor for Speed-Ho. Sorry for that typo ;)

Remember, when wearing a speed-ho, use protection.