Beat em or eat em

[Broken]

<bigck3000> like i'd fuck a 35 year old

<GGW> pfffffft <bigck3000> rachel called this morning wanting to go the movies

<bigck3000> and i just barely scraped the money together

<GGW> you're broke

<bigck3000>

<GGW> the real question: why would anyone want to date your broke ass? lol

<GGW> lmao

<bigck3000> shower time

<Br0k3n> it's free, if you can’t eat me! Beat me You go boy~ Handle your Bizznesses

 

[bigck3000]

I dont even know what happened there....am i eating 35 year old women?........................MOMMY!

 

[Broken]

Play stupid, stager has the corner on that ploy. He's gonna be pissed you've got him out of Pocket.

 

[bigck3000]

Blast!.....Damndable Stager....always one step ahead.


I cant win....I got old pussy on my face....Stager's working my corner....FUCK!

 

[JLXC]

Old pussy needs love too!

 

[YUCK FOU!!!]

maybe he means you can only geht 35 year old women, i mean that would be good when your 58 but not now

 

[dustinzgirl]

I dont even know what happened there....am i eating 35 year old women?........................MOMMY!

Whats wrong with 35? Life doesnt end when you turn thirty. Asshole.

 

[Descent]

 

[Bibas]

I'll save you the trouble Junglizm...

 

[gehtfuct]

<bigck3000> why do you keep scratching yourself?

<Br0k3n> 'cause I'm the only one that knows where it itches.





Chat logs.....BAH!

 

[MaxPower]

I dont even know what happened there....am i eating 35 year old women?........................MOMMY!

I got news for you man. Something you'll find out anyway. 35 year old women are great in bed.
*they know what they're doing.
*they don't look at really "creative" sex acts as dirty, just fun.
* not afraid of feeling like a slut, because feeling like a slut just turns them on more.
*they got the deep throat down to a tee (tamed the gag reflex)
*You don't have to worry about them being needy or wanting to cuddle after.
*They'll try just about anything. (Corona bottle; don't ask)
*did I mention the deep throat thing?

 

[I Hate The FCC]

I got news for you man. Something you'll find out anyway. 35 year old women are great in bed.
*they know what they're doing.
*they don't look at really "creative" sex acts as dirty, just fun.
* not afraid of feeling like a slut, because feeling like a slut just turns them on more.
*they got the deep throat down to a tee (tamed the gag reflex)
*You don't have to worry about them being needy or wanting to cuddle after.
*They'll try just about anything. (Corona bottle; don't ask)
*did I mention the deep throat thing?

Older women are the best.

 

[MaxPower]

Older women are the best.

Werd man!
I met this chick at a show at jones beach last sumer. Her and her friends were taking their tops off and crowd surfing.

 

[Nymphchick]

max how did you find my picture? fucker, now my secret is out!

 

[DIZNUTS]

max how did you find my picture? fucker, now my secret is out!

i'd still hit it

 

[MaxPower]

max how did you find my picture? fucker, now my secret is out!

I'll be waiting for you at Ozzfest.

 

[YUCK FOU!!!]

fuck ozzfest, big day out is comming round soon