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Broken

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<bigck3000> like i'd fuck a 35 year old

<GGW> pfffffft <bigck3000> rachel called this morning wanting to go the movies

<bigck3000> and i just barely scraped the money together

<GGW> you're broke

<bigck3000> :D

<GGW> the real question: why would anyone want to date your broke ass? lol

<GGW> lmao

<bigck3000> shower time

<Br0k3n> it's free, if you can’t eat me! Beat me You go boy~ Handle your Bizznesses
 

bigck3000

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I dont even know what happened there....am i eating 35 year old women?........................MOMMY!
 

Broken

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Play stupid, stager has the corner on that ploy. He's gonna be pissed you've got him out of Pocket.
 

bigck3000

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Blast!.....Damndable Stager....always one step ahead.


I cant win....I got old pussy on my face....Stager's working my corner....FUCK!
 

JLXC

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Old pussy needs love too!

:D
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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maybe he means you can only geht 35 year old women, i mean that would be good when your 58 but not now
 

dustinzgirl

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bigck3000 said:
I dont even know what happened there....am i eating 35 year old women?........................MOMMY!
Whats wrong with 35? Life doesnt end when you turn thirty. Asshole. :p
 

gehtfuct

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<bigck3000> why do you keep scratching yourself?

<Br0k3n> 'cause I'm the only one that knows where it itches.





Chat logs.....BAH!
 

MaxPower

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bigck3000 said:
I dont even know what happened there....am i eating 35 year old women?........................MOMMY!
I got news for you man. Something you'll find out anyway. 35 year old women are great in bed.
*they know what they're doing.
*they don't look at really "creative" sex acts as dirty, just fun.
* not afraid of feeling like a slut, because feeling like a slut just turns them on more.
*they got the deep throat down to a tee (tamed the gag reflex)
*You don't have to worry about them being needy or wanting to cuddle after.
*They'll try just about anything. (Corona bottle; don't ask)
*did I mention the deep throat thing?
 
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MaxPower said:
I got news for you man. Something you'll find out anyway. 35 year old women are great in bed.
*they know what they're doing.
*they don't look at really "creative" sex acts as dirty, just fun.
* not afraid of feeling like a slut, because feeling like a slut just turns them on more.
*they got the deep throat down to a tee (tamed the gag reflex)
*You don't have to worry about them being needy or wanting to cuddle after.
*They'll try just about anything. (Corona bottle; don't ask)
*did I mention the deep throat thing?
Older women are the best. :thumbsup:
 

MaxPower

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Pat_Sajak said:
Older women are the best. :thumbsup:
Werd man!
I met this chick at a show at jones beach last sumer. Her and her friends were taking their tops off and crowd surfing.

 
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