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Best British Slang??

bigck3000

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I have heard a few in my day....but i understand that there are a few brits scurrying their little pasty asses around here....so lets list the best real ones and see if we can come up with any decent substitutes.

If you've ever seen the Family Guy episode with stewie going to London, thats pretty much my list right there. mostly penis slang....meat and two veg...classic.
 

Black Flame

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heehee, good ol british jargon!
hmm, it's tough, but i'd say my fav is putting 'silly' before an insult, like silly twat/cunt/fuck etc. i understand silly isn't slang but twat is.. so i like twat! lol. oh.. pratz is a good one too. a great saying of course is 'can i bum a fag?' why yes.. yes you can! it's legal now.

can you tell i'm indecisive?
 

NaughtyGirl21

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Black Flame said:
heehee, good ol british jargon!
hmm, it's tough, but i'd say my fav is putting 'silly' before an insult, like silly twat/cunt/fuck etc. i understand silly isn't slang but twat is.. so i like twat! lol. oh.. pratz is a good one too. a great saying of course is 'can i bum a fag?' why yes.. yes you can! it's legal now.

can you tell i'm indecisive?
Yed, they say that alot in the movie Shaun of the Dead...Funny, you should see it...lol.
 

magnolia

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I just wanna know what the fuck a quid is. I know it's money, but how much money is it?
 

Black Flame

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it's money that wants to be a squid. so just go to a fish food place and ask how much squid is, and there's your answer. :) i-r s-m-r-t!
hell ya, that movie looks good. i unfortunately decided to waste my friggin money on the grudge yesteryawn. what a stupid fuckin movie.. okay i have to stop before i rant about it for the zillionth time today.
 

Punk Ass

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what i dotn get is why every everythign has to be bloody. i dotn get that shit. whats the point.
ie. you damed bloody bastard
 

Black Flame

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well it'd probably just be 'you bloody bastard!' without the damned.. just doesn't sound right to me. my mum is english so i know this shit ;)
 

Icarus

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Bloody is kind of like "fuckin".

So, "You bloody bastard" would be like "You fuckin' bastard."

It's a strong word, just like in the U.S.
 

Tylerc

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:thumbsup:

Black Flame said:
well it'd probably just be 'you bloody bastard!' without the damned.. just doesn't sound right to me. my mum is english so i know this shit

There's another one....mum.
 

Razine

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"the only english idiom i can think of is that fag means cigarette"
"well then tell someone to get this 'cigarette' out of my face"
from family guy, good shit
 

burnleyboy

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bloody is not a stong word at all. I'm English. Do you guys have buggers?
 
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im english

im english as well n i fink how u speak is stupid like "cellular fone" and stuf like that its just stupid u bunch of bloody twats lol
 

burnleyboy

The Human Shredder
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it is called a mobile phone you no guys and wots so novelty bout the word twat? cunt is better.e.g YOU DAFFY CUNTS
 

wocket

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I love the phrase "you stupid bloody muppet!" Although I still don't know how "muppet" became an insult...

Also, I was once called a "cheeky mynx", so that's high on the list as well.