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Bitch Problems

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I Hooked Up With This Bitch About 6 Months And Her Ex Boyfreind(my Ex Freind) Is Fucking Stalking Her I Already Kick His Ass But He Wont Give Up I Have 4 Options 1 Me And Youknowthe Can Stomp Him
2 Louiville Sluger
3call The Pigs
4 Have Him Wacked For 500

Make The Decion For Me Cause I Wanna Kill Him
 

dustinzgirl

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Why dont you just ask him to leave her alone? If he does not, put a restraining order on him. If that doesnt work, then use the slugger. If you hit someone with a bat in the back, it makes a really cool thwappy noise. Good Luck.
 
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Already Tried To Talk To Him No Dice
Can You Get A Restraing Order On Anyone?for Anything
 

dustinzgirl

Banned - What an Asshat!
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if he has in any way threatened her physical safety or been verbally abusive, yes.
 

FUBAR

Jean Jacket Tough Guy
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yea i recommend the restraining order...or the slugger..i mean hiring someone for 500 bucks is a good deal..but beating the life out of a human with your bare hands is a joy unto its own...but try the restraining order first :p
 

otepsoul

Bringer of Bees
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TheWorldIsHell said:
I Hooked Up With This Bitch About 6 Months And Her Ex Boyfreind(my Ex Freind) Is Fucking Stalking Her I Already Kick His Ass But He Wont Give Up I Have 4 Options 1 Me And Youknowthe Can Stomp Him
2 Louiville Sluger
3call The Pigs
4 Have Him Wacked For 500

Make The Decion For Me Cause I Wanna Kill Him
i pick number 4
 

mariusthegreat

:: What Ebonics ::
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TheWorldIsHell said:
I Hooked Up With This Bitch About 6 Months And Her Ex Boyfreind(my Ex Freind) Is Fucking Stalking Her I Already Kick His Ass But He Wont Give Up I Have 4 Options 1 Me And Youknowthe Can Stomp Him
2 Louiville Sluger
3call The Pigs
4 Have Him Wacked For 500

Make The Decion For Me Cause I Wanna Kill Him
5 Have My Girlfriend Wear A Strap On Dildo And Ream Him In The Ass A Few Times. If He Likes It, Then I Can Do It. Maybe Thatll Stop Me From Capitalising Every Word In A Sentance?