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Bitches that our stupid.

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Bitches that are to stupid to sleep with me.

Years have passed and women are oblivious to me . I have comprised a list.......


1: I am fat! it's true...

2: I suck in the sack.

3: Sexual limitations: I do not know how to properly give oral to my woman.

4: I am a boring 13 year old with nothing better to do than talk about Yu-gi-o


I got a million of them, but a short attention span. Doe's anyone have better reasons?

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breakology

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I am sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for this thread to be moved to B&T.
 
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MilitaryMadness said:
Years have passed and women are oblivious to why men cheat on them all the time. I have comprised a list for the dumb hos to further explain our behavior.......


1: Your fat! it's true...Nobody want a bitch with rolls that have rolls, and if they have to settle for you they will, but don't be surprised if the fuck on you when a badder bitch comes along.

2: Your a bitch: This one is simple. If you don't put out enough, we find someone who will.

3: Sexual limitations: Don't give head? That's OK baby Suzie down the street does.

4: Pussy may not have a face, but shit gets boring, and your not willing to try anything new.


I got a million of them, but a short attention span. Doe's anyone have better reasons?

Oh, now we're really sorry we don't date guys like you.
 

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farm the cock much?

Originally Posted by MilitaryMadness
"Bitches that our stupid. "

:wstupid::lol:

rcarhar said:
:thumbsup: ...was this supposed to be a lesson in ironing?
 

Jung

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What a
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/me waits for Kitana's wrath. :thumbsup:
 

_Kitana_

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THIS IS A WARNING


THIS IS THE WRITER's BLOCK. A place for people to share written work. I consider this very Sexist and is NOT ALLOWED in this FORUM!


I suggest you read the rules once again.

4. No Racial or Sexist writing allowed. I don’t want to hear a poem about how your burned some one of a different race. I don’t want to hear a story about how you beat the hell out of your woman. I don’t want to hear a sonnet about cutting off your husbands balls. You can find another forum for that.
 
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