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Blanket hair?

Asshole.exe

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I woke up to see a patch of about 10 hairs on my blanket. Actually IN my blanket. Anyway... I pulled them out and they kept coming back! And I'm becoming scared. . .
 

MaxPower

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Asshole.exe said:
I woke up to see a patch of about 10 hairs on my blanket. Actually IN my blanket. Anyway... I pulled them out and they kept coming back! And I'm becoming scared. . .
I bet if you rip it open, you'll find a corps. You know; like in one of those internet urban ledgends. Just a theory.

Could also be a rift that opens to some weird hair plain. Gotta watch out for those.

Perhaps a rat, embedded during the production process, who's ghost will come back to torment the owner of said blanket. Careful, rip your fucking leg off man.
 

Asshole.exe

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MaxPower said:
I bet if you rip it open, you'll find a corps. You know; like in one of those internet urban ledgends. Just a theory.

Could also be a rift that opens to some weird hair plain. Gotta watch out for those.

Perhaps a rat, embedded during the production process, who's ghost will come back to torment the owner of said blanket. Careful, rip your fucking leg off man.
These ideas scare me. . . Thus I will stick to the explanation: my hair is falling out and I am a rough sleeper.
 

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Asshole.exe said:
These ideas scare me. . . Thus I will stick to the explanation: my hair is falling out and I am a rough sleeper.
Yeah, well if ya wanna take the radical approach. Whatever.