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Bloodied knees

Captain 151

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I was playing the final game in our broomball season (one in which we needed a victory to make the playoffs), and i cut up my knees pretty sound. I cant bend em, the kneecaps hurt too much, and the blood soaked on through my pants.. (i hope it doesn't stain).

We won the game, 2-0 by the way. Two points (2 assists) from yours truly. :thumbsup:
 

Broken

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Broomball? Don't you mean quidditch? Wear your San Fransico sneakers next time.
 

Fuck Danielle

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too bad...

Sorry to hear about your injury. Let's all just hope that you heal up well enough.

Oh, and congrats on the 2-0 victory! :thumbsup:
 

DIZNUTS

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it could be worse....like this chick that blew me while she was on her knees and her knees were on glass/rocks in the woods lol.......soooooo much blood
 

gummi_

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Why'd you make her do it there then ... at least make sure she's comfortable!!
 

10 stars

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DIZNUTS said:
it could be worse....like this chick that blew me while she was on her knees and her knees were on glass/rocks in the woods lol.......soooooo much blood

I wish i could live in your fantasy world too.
 

Captain 151

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DIZNUTS said:
it could be worse....like this chick that blew me while she was on her knees and her knees were on glass/rocks in the woods lol.......soooooo much blood
yeah i guess it could be worse, i could have been sucking off some douchebag in the woods. word.
 

DIZNUTS

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10 stars said:
I wish i could live in your fantasy world too.
yay.....see what happened was that we were gonna have a lil party at the woods when i was like 17 back then......me n this chick got mad ppl to chip in.......we had 2 cases off beer and some pizzas(ye we ghetto like that) and no1 showed up.......so there we are......2 cases 5 large pizzas and extra cash hehe......so we drank about 15-18 beers each....drunk off our asses we had a chugging contest.....i was like if i win wat do i get? shes like ANYTHING you want......i won ofcourse and u kno the rest hehe
 

bnccoder

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We need to start a fund to buy that chick and TBSRK some knee pads if they are going to be on them so much.




chucktheskiffie said:
let me guess... you spewed?

Nice pun
 

Easty

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remember those bikes that had the brakes only if you backpedalled on them? yeah, i had one of those as a kid. i tried a sharp turn on a steep downward angle. scraped those fuckers up bad. just give it time, itll heal.
 

rcarhar

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Oh man, broomball = so much fun. We played on a frozen lake, and everyone got raped in some way or another.

Where do you play?
 

Zickddot

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rcarhar said:
Oh man, broomball = so much fun. We played on a frozen lake, and everyone got raped in some way or another.

Where do you play?
raped eh? im begining to like this game
 

Icarus

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Congratulations on your victory, tbsrk...

And about your knees, well, that's part of the game. :thumbsup:
 

Captain 151

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rcarhar said:
Oh man, broomball = so much fun. We played on a frozen lake, and everyone got raped in some way or another.

Where do you play?
in a league here at my school. We had our first playoff game 2 nights ago. We lost 3-0. I am seriously pissed off. I wanted to kick the shit out of this one guy who kept talking smack. It could have been assault with a weapon if I tried though.

Oh well, there's always baseball in the spring.
 

DIZNUTS

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tbsrk said:
Oh well, there's always baseball in the spring.
umm should i post a picture of a baseball bat and the girl or some1 gonna beat me 2 it?