WTF ... IS WTF!?
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TheRover

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I've lived 20 years of cotton wool existence with mommy and daddy but now I'm going away to fight on some foreign country for fuck knows what reason (daddy was a soldier reason) and when I come back, I'll be needing preferential treatment.. including a home and a job, these things should just be given to me and by the way, we left behind a lot of angry folk.. because you see we went to their back yard and told them what to do and now they are mad at us for some reason. Did I mention I have seen dead people. I really wasn't expecting that, I thought we was going to play volley ball with guns... now I have a disorder, get the violins out, I have seen things.
 

MisterFister

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You relinquished your right to bitch when you signed on the dotted line, comrade...now shut up and go dig a latrine in the failed hope that someday big daddy government will foot your Gender Studies degree.
 

Crazizniac

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On the other hand he upped and followed through and has a not too fucked up opinion of stuff. So thanks for following through on something Rove. Maybe you did some good for someone somewhere.
 

gehtfuct

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8 years and I turned out perfectly abnormal. Suck it up. THIS IS WHAT WE TRAINED FOOOOOORRRR!!!!111Fuck thatsheeeitplayfortniteinstead.
 

TheRover

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Sorry just getting tired of seeing Prince Harry's sombre respectful inbred face every year at the Invictus Games or crying at some memorial for a war that ended 100 years ago.. lmao does it hurt harry.
 

Rook

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Hey, good luck, man. Don't get shot and stuff.

Although it's more likely you'll end up just scooping a lot of shit.