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If you need to kill some time, or are just bored out of your mind, here's one of those totally pointless survey-type thingies. It's based on the alphabet. I filled in my answers already, so you'll just need to copy and paste the thing and change the answers. Enjoy.


A - Age you got your first kiss: 6 or 7 (not sure)
B - Band(s)/artist(s) listening to right now: The Smiths, Poe, Heather Nova
C - Crush: non-existent
D - Describe yourself in one word: stubborn
E - Easiest person to talk to: I don't find it easy to talk to anybody.
F - Favorite band(s) at the moment: The Smiths
G - Gummi bears or gummi worms: who cares, they taste the same--nasty.
H - How old are you?: 23
I - Instruments you play: none
K - Kids: none yet.
L - Longest car ride ever: non-stop to Florida, with my Dad. We don't get along. At all.
M - Mode of transportation: 2002 Cougar
N - Nickname(s): Bert, Brat
P - Phobia(s): bees, stinkbugs
R - Reason to smile: freedom
S - Song you sang last: I don't remember.......
T - Time you woke up (today): around 12:45 pm
U - Unknown fact about me: I watch "Golden Girls" re-runs
V - Vegetable you hate: celery
W - Worst habit(s): smoking
X - X-rays you've had: collarbone (broke it when I was little), chest (I had pneumonia), neck (after a car accident)
Y - Yummy food: crab legs
Z - Zodiac sign: Aquarius
 

Icarus

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tl;dr.

J/K!!!!!

A - Age you got your first kiss: 11
B - Band(s)/artist(s) listening to right now: Billy Corgan (seeing him LIVE in two and a half hours!)
C - Crush: Chelsea
D - Dad's name: David
E - Easiest person to talk to: Chelsea/Erik
F - Favorite band(s) at the moment: The Smashing Pumpkins, Quannum
G - Gummi bears or gummi worms: Gummi Bears
H - Hometown: Long Beach
I - Instruments you play: Bass guitar, guitar, piano, drums, viola, trombone, all quite badly
K - Kids: None.
L - Longest car ride ever: From L.A. to Seattle, twice...
M - Mom's name: Leslie
N - Nickname(s): Highlighter, Kodak, Cheese, T-Mac
P - Phobia(s): Bears
R - Reason to smile: Billy Corgan in two and a half hours!
S - Song you sang last: "Off With Their Heads" - Latyrx
T - Time you woke up (today): 12:00-ish
U - Unknown fact about me: I am addicted to solitaire
V - Vegetable you hate: Brussel sprouts
W - Worst habit(s): Procrastinating
X - X-rays you've had: Right arm, left hand, right leg, dentist's
Y - Yummy food: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream
Z - Zodiac sign:Virgo!
 
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Meh... I'm bored.

A - Age you got your first kiss: n/a
B - Band(s)/artist(s) listening to right now: Dream Theater
C - Crush: Beth :p
D - Dad's name: Jacob
E - Easiest person to talk to: sina.
F - Favorite band(s) at the moment: Dream Theater
G - Gummi bears or gummi worms: Worms are fun to throw at people.
H - Hometown: Smithers
I - Instruments you play: none
K - Kids: none yet.
L - Longest car ride ever: To Vancouver. 14 hours with my mother driving. I do it in 12. :)
M - Mom's name: Ingrid
N - Nickname(s): Shortie. Go figure.
P - Phobia(s): None
R - Reason to smile: beth :D
S - Song you sang last: Dream Theater - A Change of Seasons
T - Time you woke up (today): 10:10 AM
U - Unknown fact about me: Everybody knows everything about me.
V - Vegetable you hate: spinach
W - Worst habit(s): knuckle cracking
X - X-rays you've had: Dentist
Y - Yummy food: Pizza
Z - Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
 

polaris_nine

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A - Age you got your first kiss: 12
B - Band(s)/artist(s) listening to right now: Stereophonics
C - Crush: n/a
D - Dad's name: charlie
E - Easiest person to talk to: What the last guy said
F - Favorite band(s) at the moment: Snow Patrol
G - Gummi bears or gummi worms: gummi bears, then you can perform surgery, and play mad scientist!
H - Hometown: Waco
I - Instruments you play: none
K - Kids: none
L - Longest car ride ever: To dallas, 5 hours, not that bad.
M - Mom's name: Debbie
N - Nickname(s): Winzie
P - Phobia(s): none
R - Reason to smile: er...?
S - Song you sang last: Some song on at work
T - Time you woke up (today): 12:00, its my day off!
U - Unknown fact about me: i just found out I cant stand my friends
V - Vegetable you hate: brocolli
W - Worst habit(s): nail biting
X - X-rays you've had: Dentist
Y - Yummy food: mashed potatoes
Z - Zodiac sign: Pisces


Eh. That was fun, for like 5 minutes.
 

gehtfuct

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A - Age you got your first kiss:
B - Band(s)/artist(s) listening to right now:
C - Crush:
D - Dad's name:
E - Easiest person to talk to:
F - Favorite band(s) at the moment:
G - Gummi bears or gummi worms:
H - Hometown:
I - Instruments you play:
K - Kids:
L - Longest car ride ever:
M - Mom's name:
N - Nickname(s):
P - Phobia(s):
R - Reason to smile:
S - Song you sang last:
T - Time you woke up (today):
U - Unknown fact about me:
V - Vegetable you hate:
W - Worst habit(s):
X - X-rays you've had:
Y - Yummy food:
Z - Zodiac sign:
Here ya go. A free and easy copy/paste for you lazy fuckers.
I'll do one later if I ever geht this bored again.

Chuckle @ "Asshat The Great". :thumbsup:
 
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A - Age you got your first kiss: 10 - i think...
B - Band(s)/artist(s) listening to right now: 50 cent :)
C - Crush: Joshie poo *mwah*
D - Dad's name: Brian
E - Easiest person to talk to: Jessie
F - Favorite band(s) at the moment: Wheatus - "Im just a teenage dirt bag baby..."
G - Gummi bears or gummi worms: worms...
H - Hometown: Owen Sound
I - Instruments you play: Recorder??
K - Kids: Ewwwww
L - Longest car ride ever: oh... 6 hours?
M - Mom's name: Deborah
N - Nickname(s): Jess, Jessie
P - Phobia(s): None
R - Reason to smile: So ppl dont think your pmsing - lol
S - Song you sang last: Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
T - Time you woke up (today): 1:30 ish?
U - Unknown fact about me: ---- I would like to leave it unknown
V - Vegetable you hate: brussel sprouts
W - Worst habit(s): nail biting
X - X-rays you've had: dentist, stomach
Y - Yummy food: ice cream
Z - Zodiac sign: picies
 

Sinamon

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A - Age you got your first kiss: 7
B - Band(s)/artist(s) listening to right now: Green Day, 3 Doors Down
C - Crush: Ed <big kisses> :D
D - Dad's name: James
E - Easiest person to talk to: Ed
F - Favorite band(s) at the moment: Green Day, ColdPlay
G - Gummi bears or gummi worms: bears
H - Hometown: Macon
I - Instruments you play: Piano
K - Kids: two beautiful lil girls (ages 4 and 19 mos)
L - Longest car ride ever: 15 hours
M - Mom's name: Karen
N - Nickname(s): liz
P - Phobia(s): Insects (baddddd phobia)
R - Reason to smile: Ed, my two girls
S - Song you sang last: Landing in London
T - Time you woke up (today): 7 am
U - Unknown fact about me: none
V - Vegetable you hate: onions
W - Worst habit(s): nail biting
X - X-rays you've had: spine, stomach, dentist, kidneys, neck
Y - Yummy food: spaghetti
Z - Zodiac sign: leo
 
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Just an FYI: I changed the questions for letters D, H, and M since most people probably don't want to give out their parents' names and their hometown. I know after giving it some further thought, I don't.

New questions:

D: Describe yourself in one word
H: How old are you?
M: Mode of transportation
 
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Yay. More questions.

D: Describe yourself in one word: boring
H: How old are you? older than you, younger than havok.
M: Mode of transportation: horse and buggy.
 

BklynCannonball

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D: Describe yourself in one word: goofy
H: How old are you? never ask a lady her age
M: Mode of transportation trains, bicycle, hitching rides
 

polaris_nine

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D: Describe yourself in one word: interested
H: How old are you?- shouldnt we be asking, how young are you? to keep things positive?
M: Mode of transportation: walking
 

gehtfuct

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A - Age you got your first kiss: People have been kissin' my ass before my birth.
B - Band(s)/artist(s) listening to right now: none
C - Crush: Empty beer cans
D - Dad's name: Dad
E - Easiest person to talk to: Myself
F - Favorite band(s) at the moment: TOOL!
G - Gummi bears or gummi worms: why?
H - Hometown: mars
I - Instruments you play: censored
K - Kids: sure
L - Longest car ride ever: I'm superman. Don't need one.
M - Mom's name: Mom
N - Nickname(s): Dickhead
P - Phobia(s): speling
R - Reason to smile: I just farted
S - Song you sang last: Happy B-day to Havok
T - Time you woke up (today): Just b-4 I got outta bed
U - Unknown fact about me: who knows?
V - Vegetable you hate: the ones that chase you nekkid
W - Worst habit(s): WTF.com
X - X-rays you've had: brain search
Y - Yummy food: hookers
Z - Zodiac sign: two faced-take a guess

X-tra points:

D- Describe yourself in one word: beefy
H- How old are you?: depends on who you ask
M- Mode of transportation: Teleportation

I was bored.
 
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A - Age you got your first kiss: 16
B - Band(s)/artist(s) listening to right now: Slipknot
C - Crush: None
D - Describe yourself in one word: Athletic
E - Easiest person to talk to: me? or one of my friends
F - Favorite band(s) at the moment: Lamb of God
G - Gummi bears or gummi worms: worms
H - How old are you?: 16
I - Instruments you play: drums ( havent played in a while though )
K - Kids: none
L - Longest car ride ever: to florida.. 16 hours
M - Mode of transportation: 97 pontiac grand am
N - Nickname(s): Dizzy, Ice
P - Phobia(s): Gymnophobia?
R - Reason to smile: money.. which brings euphoria..
S - Song you sang last: What if I stumble? by D.C Talk
T - Time you woke up (today): 8:30am
U - Unknown fact about me: I dont like church, and im a christian
V - Vegetable you hate: asparagus
W - Worst habit(s): none
X - X-rays you've had: knee ( osgood schlaughters disease )
Y - Yummy food: Pizza
Z - Zodiac sign: Virgo
 

Spriggan

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A - Age you got your first kiss: 14
B - Band(s)/artist(s) listening to right now: Alkaline Trio
C - Crush: None
D - Dad's name: Mark
E - Easiest person to talk to: Leah
F - Favorite band(s) at the moment: Alkaline Trio
G - Gummi bears or gummi worms: Worms
H - Hometown: Lilburn, GA
I - Instruments you play: None
K - Kids: 1 being born in October
L - Longest car ride ever: New York to Wyoming. It was a family road trip that took 3 weeks.
M - Mom's name: Jana
N - Nickname(s): Big L
P - Phobia(s): Pools, I've almost drowned in them on multiple occasions. Lakes and large bodies of water are fine.
R - Reason to smile: Love
S - Song you sang last: Blue in the Face by Alkaline Trio
T - Time you woke up (today): 12:56pm
U - Unknown fact about me: I've got the stuff to make a lesbian scream for more
V - Vegetable you hate: Asparagus
W - Worst habit(s): Lying.
X - X-rays you've had: I don't know that!
Y - Yummy food: Pizza
Z - Zodiac sign: Virgo
 
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A - Age you got your first kiss: hummm... is never an age lol juste kidding. 14
B - Band(s)/artist(s) listening to right now: dead bodies everywere = korn
C - Crush: my bestfriend (guy)
D- Describe yourself in one word: bored
E - Easiest person to talk to: sister
F - Favorite band(s) at the moment: korn
G - Gummi bears or gummi worms: bears
H- How old are you? 20
I - Instruments you play: a bit of piano
K - Kids: none
L - Longest car ride ever: 2 hours
M- Mode of transportation: walking or my mom's car
N - Nickname(s): AOD
P - Phobia(s): absolutely NONE
R - Reason to smile: everything
S - Song you sang last: dead bodies everywere
T - Time you woke up (today): never slept
U - Unknown fact about me: my breast size but i'll keep that unknown :)
V - Vegetable you hate: tomato's
W - Worst habit(s): Bitting nails
X - X-rays you've had: none unlest the dentist's counts
Y - Yummy food: chicken finger's
Z - Zodiac sign: leo
 

void

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A - Age you got your first kiss: 12.
B - Band(s)/artist(s) listening to right now: white stripes again..
C - Crush: probably sarah silverman..
D - Describe yourself in one word: effective.
E - Easiest person to talk to: my wife.
F - Favorite band(s) at the moment: royal trux.
G - Gummi bears or gummi worms: neither, contain gelatine..
H - How old are you: 38.
I - Instruments you play: guitar, laptop, kazoo..
K - Kids: none, plus a vasectomy.
L - Longest car ride ever: as driver, antwerp to zurich..
M - Mode of transport: 04 tundra, 05 prius, on-one singlespeed bicycle, feet whenever possible..
N - Nickname(s): pedro, shit****** (i kid you not), pup, pd, disgust..
P - Phobia(s): moths, irrational but true.
R - Reason to smile: my dog, my wife, fuck everything else.
S - Song you sang last: brian eno/golden hours
T - Time you woke up (today): 6.45am
U - Unknown fact about me: none.
V - Vegetable you hate: mushrooms, asparagus, artichokes, squash.. not bad for a vegetarian..
W - Worst habit(s): acting then thinking..
X - X-rays you've had: scarpoid, back, head, collar bone, teeth, lungs, chest MRI..
Y - Yummy food: beer.
Z - Zodiac sign: leo, sssh! it's a secret..
 

Asshole.exe

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A - Age you got your first kiss: haven't yet.
B - Band(s)/artist(s) listening to right now: Seether, mettalica, disturbed
C - Crush: non-existent
D - Describe yourself in one word: blunt
E - Easiest person to talk to: All people are stubborn. (nobody is easy to talk to)
G - Gummi bears or gummi worms: they both suck ass... H - How old are you?: 14
I - Instruments you play: none
K - Kids: none yet.
L - Longest car ride ever: nonestop from kansas to texas M - Mode of transportation: shoes and cement
N - Nickname(s): ditty
P - Phobia(s): none
R - Reason to smile: dream of freedom
S - Song you sang last: I don't remember.......
T - Time you woke up (today): 6:05 am
U - Unknown fact about me: I'm not a fag, and I'm not fat. :)
V - Vegetable you hate: broccolli
W - Worst habit(s): biting my cheeks
X - X-rays you've had: arm
Y - Yummy food: icecream
Z - Zodiac sign: Gemini
 

Asshole.exe

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D: Describe yourself in one word
H: How old are you?
M: Mode of transportation


D: unhappy :(
H:14
M:shoes and cement