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Braindead Motherfuckers

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I'll try to keep this short.

Background: The hotel where I work used to be a Best Western. We are no longer affiliated with them. Unfortunately, all the travel guides were made up before the change, so we're still listed as a BW.

Now......this battle-ax calls, not just once, but twice. First to make a reservation, then because she couldn't find us. During the second call, she asks me if we are past the Comfort Inn. GRRRRRRR :mad: WE ARE THE FUCKING COMFORT INN. Ass!!! I only said "Comfort Inn" when I answered the fucking phone, but apparently that wasn't enough for this bitchface. According to her, I was supposed to tell her. WTF!? I said CI when I answered, and foolishly I assumed she was actually listening. How was I supposed to know she thought we were a BW? We haven't been one for 7 months now.

It's not enough that I run around like a fuckin maniac to cater's to these assholes whims, obviously I'm supposed to think for them as well!

Then when she got here, she copped some more attitude. Bitch. :mfinger: :mfinger:
 
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thats was pretty confusing considering the fact that i don't know what a BW is or a CI

but another word that i have for braindead people is "permafried" it is usually used for stoners but i think its the same either way.

and one more think, i don't know where i should ask this but are you emo cuz your name and all
 
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BW= Best Western
CI= Comfort Inn

BTW, yes I take Zoloft....and no I don't want to discuss it in a public forum. Don't mean to be rude, I just don't think it's anybody's business. :happysad:
 
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zoloftcasserole said:
I'll try to keep this short.

Background: The hotel where I work used to be a Best Western. We are no longer affiliated with them. Unfortunately, all the travel guides were made up before the change, so we're still listed as a BW.

Now......this battle-ax calls, not just once, but twice. First to make a reservation, then because she couldn't find us. During the second call, she asks me if we are past the Comfort Inn. GRRRRRRR :mad: WE ARE THE FUCKING COMFORT INN. Ass!!! I only said "Comfort Inn" when I answered the fucking phone, but apparently that wasn't enough for this bitchface. According to her, I was supposed to tell her. WTF!? I said CI when I answered, and foolishly I assumed she was actually listening. How was I supposed to know she thought we were a BW? We haven't been one for 7 months now.

It's not enough that I run around like a fuckin maniac to cater's to these assholes whims, obviously I'm supposed to think for them as well!

Then when she got here, she copped some more attitude. Bitch. :mfinger: :mfinger:
Don't you know? You're supposed to be a mindreader, and no, people don't listen to you. You're supposed to show respect to them, but you're only a service person, so they do not have to pay any attention to you or treat you with any kind of respect. It's the same thing working at a fast food resteraunt. They all expect you to read their minds and don't really listen to you. Fucking morons!
 

Darklight

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you are robo-man.. you are here to cater to thier whims at every cost to you... i want my room, towels, directions, a mint, and devide by zero, or i'll ask to see your supervisor... then I'll go shopping and want all my groceries in one brown paper bag but dont make it too heavy... :D
 
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tiger_86 said:
Don't you know? You're supposed to be a mindreader
Darklight said:
you are robo-man.. you are here to cater to thier whims at every cost to you...
:lol:

That would be even funnier if it weren't so..........accurate.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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I just found it amusing. I realize you didn't do it on purpose, it was just so random and damn funny.
 
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BrIONwoshMunky said:
I just found it amusing. I realize you didn't do it on purpose, it was just so random and damn funny.
Pfft! Save it! I would tell you to grovel but I already know how good you are at that. /sarcasm


(P.S. I'm just messing with you. I know what you meant.)
 
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haha if it annoys you that much, you need to find a job away from the dumbasses of public...
 
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dull_bullet said:
haha if it annoys you that much, you need to find a job away from the dumbasses of public...
Tell me where to find one of those, and I'm there.
 

Nailbomb

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tiger_86 said:
Tell me where to find one of those, and I'm there.
Porn industry. Nobody really needs you to talk in porn, ya know? Sound quality is usually shit too, so nobody's allowed to talk during filming.
 

JLXC

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Shit I am never ceased to be amazed by people's stupidity (see my sig).

I got the opposite problem Zoloft! People call here all the time, and I answer the phone with my hotels name. They make a reservation and then ask about strange things, and I know they meant to call the Best Western accross the street. So I tell them this is not the Best Western and they act all pissed because of the same thing you're dealing with. Our 1-800 number is one off from the Best Western down the street which doesn't help either. I fucking hate that.

Shit while I'm on a rant here, not to de-rail you Zoloft but check this shit out.

We have a waffle maker, with BIG ass printed instructions. 3 whole fucking steps. Pour in a cup of goo. Flip the handle. Wait for beep.

I have to tell people all fucking morning how to make waffles. Many of them are "business" people, and "construction" guys. They have literally lined up one after the other, with me telling the guy 3 fucking feet away how to do this, and then walk right up and fuck it up. My record is 6 morons in a row. OVER AND OVER! Many of these are the people who make buildings and roads. JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK, THE INSANITY!
 

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I just did some artwork for Best Western.

But yeah. Fucker! The worst thing is you cant tell them they are retarded. I always be way overly nice to them, they know your taking the piss but they cant say shit.
 
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Nailbomb said:
Porn industry. Nobody really needs you to talk in porn, ya know? Sound quality is usually shit too, so nobody's allowed to talk during filming.
Damn, I guess I'll be stuck with the people I love so dearly then.
 

Hater808

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Most people just get lazy because many things in this counrty are handed to them. I used to work fixing computer for college professors. Now here are my college teachers coming in dumb as bricks. "Uh my internet doesn't work", "try plugging in the cord first, dunb shit". My all time favorite was the drink in the cd tray. They thought it was a cup holder and favorite question, "how do I download the internet?" :banghead: . You guys should read acts of gord www.actsofgord.com. He accounts all of his encounters as a video game rental shop owner. Its pretty funny at least you can have a laugh about the stupid people he had to deal with.
 

JLXC

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To continue the joke, the morning I typed the above response, 4 people made waffles, 3 had to be instructed on it. Lord help us all.
 

Slacker

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Here is 14 reasons why they should allow drinking at your job.

14 Reasons To Allow Drinking at your Job

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.