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Broken and Jstager sitting in a Tree

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Fugly

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Jesus fucking Christ...stop being an insecure pussy, or I can assure you, you WILL be banned.

You should try picking on people your own size, because people like me and Broken will rip you apart. You don't contribute jack SHIT to this forum but flames against superior members who can fucking own your little ass anyday.
So Broke man I'm just checking.....you two got some sort of relationship? It seems Turd Ferguson here thinks he can ban people and he seems to cozy up to you quite a bit. You letting him share your mod powers for a quick piece of ass? Now I wouldn't blame yah he does have a purty mouth....
 
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broken and jsucker, playing with eachothers memorystick :thumbsup:
 

MaxPower

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Fugly said:
Now I wouldn't blame yah he does have a purty mouth....
Well, if that's the kind of thing that turns you on. We're open minded, you're still welcome here. To each his own. :thumbsup:
 

Broken

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So Broke man I'm just checking.....you two got some sort of relationship? It seems Turd Ferguson here thinks he can ban people and he seems to cozy up to you quite a bit. You letting him share your mod powers for a quick piece of ass? Now I wouldn't blame yah he does have a purty mouth....
Well I used to let him come over and do all the chores, but I had to run him off. I caught him cleaning the bathroom window one too many times while I was taking a leak. I mean how many times a day do you have to clean the same window? I can send him over to your house this weekend. No need to get all jealous, Johnnyk stops crying. If you just keep up in your studies, learn to read and write. If you wish upon the right star and hell freezes over. You too just maybe someday can have a fan club of your own.



ROFL~~ Peace~
 

Fugly

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I definately need to someone to vacuum more often. I never seem to get around to it. I'm afraid he might spunk on my computer though....
 

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Well I used to let him come over and do all the chores, but I had to run him off. I caught him cleaning the bathroom window one too many times while I was taking a leak. I mean how many times a day do you have to clean the same window? I can send him over to your house this weekend. No need to get all jealous, Johnnyk stops crying. If you just keep up in your studies, learn to read and write. If you wish upon the right star and hell freezes over. You too just maybe someday can have a fan club of your own.



ROFL~~ Peace~
Stage has a fetish with dirty clothes.. He used to come over and touch himself in front of my entertainment center.. Though, as you caught him, I did too, I found him with my projector in the corner, I don't know exactly what he was doing but theres weird stains everywhere now. I had to sort the mess out and explain to Mr. InFocus x2 that it was out of love, a sick twisted love. I banned his ass..
 

Smoke

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I didn't know that you were gay Fugly, its okay to come out of the closet, we're all adults here.
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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Fugly said:
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So Broke man I'm just checking.....you two got some sort of relationship? It seems Turd Ferguson here thinks he can ban people and he seems to cozy up to you quite a bit. You letting him share your mod powers for a quick piece of ass? Now I wouldn't blame yah he does have a purty mouth....
jstager couldnt whip the froth off a capuchino, broken on the other hand, would, of course rip you apart....yeh i showed my face again guys
 

Fugly

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Just wondering when Jstag is gonna make good......
 

Bullshyt

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Maybe he doesn't have a closet. Damn, that would suck for him, nowhere to hide his anal vibrator at. Ain't that some shit.
 

Descent

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LMFAO! Oh man, I laughed so hard my gut hurts!

Yeah...I suck my penis right into Betrayed's projector...I loved "The orgasmic bruning pain" -Pube Muppet

As for Broken? Yeah, I accidentally spilled some old water on his "dihck" when he was taking a piss, sitting down. Yeah, I will also cum all over your carpet...Just give me some Asian lesbian porno :thumbsup: .
 

MaxPower

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Yeah, I will also cum all over your carpet...Just give me some Asian lesbian porno :thumbsup: .
Or according to Johnny, tomshardware.com
 

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LMFAO! Oh man, I laughed so hard my gut hurts!

Yeah...I suck my penis right into Betrayed's projector...I loved "The orgasmic bruning pain" -Pube Muppet

As for Broken? Yeah, I accidentally spilled some old water on his "dihck" when he was taking a piss, sitting down. Yeah, I will also cum all over your carpet...Just give me some Asian lesbian porno :thumbsup: .

wtf...
 

Descent

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The best way to ruin a flamer's attempts:

Admit what he said about you. He cannot retaliate...

Anyway, I wanted this thread to turn into a running gag, so what the hell...
 

Fugly

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Is that how you got the bullies at school to quit beating you up for milk money? Refuse to stand up for yourself and suck em off because they told you you were gay? Well I am now sure that you will never get laid so the threat to our gene pool is over. One less socially retarded idiot computer savant we have to worry about.

Keep sucking off the bullies and the world will be a better place.
 
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Fugly said:
Is that how you got the bullies at school to quit beating you up for milk money? Refuse to stand up for yourself and suck em off because they told you you were gay? Well I am now sure that you will never get laid so the threat to our gene pool is over. One less socially retarded idiot computer savant we have to worry about.

Keep sucking off the bullies and the world will be a better place.
Are you one of those bullies Fugly? Upset because momma held you, not enough or too much?

It's funny when the little nerdy boys end up having the bullies suck them off.

Hell, I'd have the bullies sucking me off, and I never reached wimp status. They usually bow down if someone whips it out.

"Oh no Havok, is it time for another breathalizer test??"


Just whip it out Jstager. They'll suck it, as long as they see it.
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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jstager said:
The best way to ruin a flamer's attempts:

Admit what he said about you. He cannot retaliate...

Anyway, I wanted this thread to turn into a running gag, so what the hell...
right mr respected member,YOUR DEAD WRONG you see we all just laugh at your dumassedness ( and i think we'll be ;laughing for a while because you've got enough of it) so go take your 'dick' and shove it up jonny's ass
 
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