Butt sex, the great devider between reality and fantasy. Porn, eh; So clean, most of the time; forced smiles before the sudden expelling of gas as a prolapse emerges from the void. Fantasy vs reality does not corrolate. "Stink dick" is just that. Pull out too quick, expect a wet lap. Had a good time? Wait till she tells you about her experience after the next time she goes number two. Nothing says romance like rubbing cream on her subsequent hemorrhoids. Any girl who says she actually enjoys it beyond pushing taboos is lying.