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Bukkake

Eclipsed

The Eclipsed One
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...is when a mommy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy all decide that mommy needs a new face moisturizer.
 
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Eclipsed said:
...is when a mommy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy all decide that mommy needs a new face moisturizer.
Well, thank you for that brilliant piece of information. :rolleyes:

Welcome, and fuck off.
 

Descent

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Eclipsed said:
...is when a mommy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy all decide that mommy needs a new face moisturizer.
Oh great...So this guy is joining now...?
 

Stardust

Being naked just feels so a-peeling
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bukkake..iuuu..youre a pervert.. and to begin a thread with the word Bukkake? bleh..but welcome anyway..
 

Brain Spout

Wizard No More
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Eclipsed said:
...is when a mommy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy all decide that mommy needs a new face moisturizer.
tell your mom how much fun we had
 
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Eclipsed said:
...is when a mommy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy all decide that mommy needs a new face moisturizer.
this is also how you were conceived, but i thought mommy told you not to talk about your humble beginings?:mfinger:
 

Eclipsed

The Eclipsed One
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Nymphchick said:
this is also how you were conceived, but i thought mommy told you not to talk about your humble beginings?:mfinger:
Guess again. I didn't come out of my mother's throat, genius.
 

Eclipsed

The Eclipsed One
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tiger_86 said:
Talking to yourself? You should seek therapy; it can do wonders. Welcome, fucker.

Why would I have to thank myself? That's just retarded. Just like what you said.
 

wilko125

Rep My Post
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hahahaha Banned - What an Asshat (to bad its only for one day :()

welcome faggot
 
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Eclipsed said:
Why would I have to thank myself? That's just retarded. Just like what you said.
For when you become un-banned: I assumed that since you addressed the statement to "mental midget" you were thanking yourself for some odd reason. Now does your pea-sized brain comprehend (that means understand in case you didn't know)?
 

Tostig

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Eclipsed said:
Guess again. I didn't come out of my mother's throat, genius.
Yeah Nymphchick. Butt babies don't come out of the throat. what were you thinking?
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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Eclipsed said:
...is when a mommy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy all decide that mommy needs a new face moisturizer.
That's when Eclipsed is scarred for life after walking in on mommy with me and some drinking buddies.
 

Eclipsed

The Eclipsed One
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tiger_86 said:
For when you become un-banned: I assumed that since you addressed the statement to "mental midget" you were thanking yourself for some odd reason. Now does your pea-sized brain comprehend (that means understand in case you didn't know)?
If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off of a flea.
 
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Eclipsed said:
If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off of a flea.
:rofl: I like that one. You obviously still don't understand how you were pwnd, but I like the comment nonetheless, it's clever.