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magnolia

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I burned my finger on the curling iron. I hate burns. I had third degree burns all over my hands when I was in 3rd grade. Burns suck. I have a spot on my arm where the nerves are compuletely burned off. So no matter what I do to that spot, I cant feel it.
 

Reqium

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I get grease burns at least once a day where i work. Its like an everyday activity for me.
*BURN* Fucken score look at the size of that fucker.. I fucken win wewt./sarcasm
 

Skitch0o0

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magnolia said:
I burned my finger on the curling iron. I hate burns. I had third degree burns all over my hands when I was in 3rd grade. Burns suck. I have a spot on my arm where the nerves are compuletely burned off. So no matter what I do to that spot, I cant feel it.
So I could slap my dick up against it when you weren't looking and you wouldn't even notice?

I had third degree burns on three fingers before. I was working on my car stereo and somehow managed to get more current through a allen wrench that I thought was remotely possible from a 12v battery. I couldnt' get the smell out of my car for weeks.
 

magnolia

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Skitch0o0 said:
So I could slap my dick up against it when you weren't looking and you wouldn't even notice?

I had third degree burns on three fingers before. I was working on my car stereo and somehow managed to get more current through a allen wrench that I thought was remotely possible from a 12v battery. I couldnt' get the smell out of my car for weeks.
Ick. That's so gross. And to answer ur question, I wouldn't feel it, but I sure as hell would notice. Geeze, I'm not blind u know. ;) J/k.
 

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Skitchoo, it's not volts that caused that, it was amps. Amps burn and kill, not volts. That's why you should never open up a computer power supply before it has been unplugged for one half hour (Not that I have ever done that).
 

Skitch0o0

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Wow, you're pretty fucking intelligent. That's why I said a 12v (car) battery surprised me to provide that much CURRENT. Current is measured in amps. WTG.
 

FUBAR

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yea burns are lame...i get em everyday at work as well...dam it sucks...but meh i always say its not a work day untill i burn myself then i can start to really giver
 

cheerup.emokid

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okay when i read that this title i didnt think it was going like ouchie iburned myself .... i thought it was going to be like damn ur mama is ugly!
 

magnolia

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Sorry for misleadin u, but u should know that I don't use lame ass shit like yo mama jokes. (or anything like that.) Sorry. :cry: (j/k)
 

magnolia

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haha. ur right. It's not. Thats why I was straightening it. :p But I should just throw the stupid thing out the window.
 

Xeep7X

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One time I was ironing my hiar to make it straight because I am to poor to afford a straghtining iron, and I dropped the iron on my face. :confused: undefinedundefined
 

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When I was about 6 I was home alone with my father and he was drunk. He wasn't watching me so I tried to climb up on the counter and grab the oreos. Before I knew it, the drawer I was standing on moved and I fell backwards and my arm hit this pan that was on the stove and it had boiling water in it ( he was making hot dogs ). The pan flew through the air and before I knew it almost a quart of boiling water covered my forehead, arms, and shoulder. I went to the emergency room and had to stay out of school for three week because I had second degree burns on my foreams and third degree burns on my forehead and shoulders. When you get a third degree you can't even feel it because it burns off the nerves just like magnolia said. In my case, I can feel everything now but when it happened I couldn't even feel my hand touching my skinless forehead. Burns suck ass!
 

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speaking of burns...I burnt my body to a crisp at the beach the other day, it hurts to sleep. I didn't put on sun block until 3 o'clock. *sigh*...*welcomes her white triangle boobs* :reddevil:
 

Skitch0o0

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Well, I would, but I wouldn't know how a person with my complexion would go about doing that.
 

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Skitch0o0 said:
Well, I would, but I wouldn't know how a person with my complexion would go about doing that.
Just place a cigarette or cigar head firmly against the palm of your hand, and let it Riiiiiide
 

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MaxPower said:
Just place a cigarette or cigar head firmly against the palm of your hand, and let it Riiiiiide
i did that once. except it was with a vehicle's cigarette lighter.

yep, i was a smart kid. :)