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lmao i almost spit out my drink that was funny TBSRK, once on my sweet 21st b-day i drank electric blue-jays and puked up bright blue vommit. i was soooo pissed i yelled oooooooooooooooooo how pretty and called my bf(at the time) to come and look at it
but the worst was gladiators, that shit stings, nothin worse then vomitting up OJ
Want something really bad, how about drinking loads of fizzy druink burping then throwing up loads of froth and bile it's horrible. real horrible.
Also for a funny little experiment with compressed air.
Get a brand new bottle (2 litre) of a fizzydrink as soon as you open in put your mouth round the top of the bottle quickly turn it up then swish it back down and just wait......... I want ruin the surprise
If anyones dun this dont ruin the suprise for the other people
cant say i have ever burped up anything but bile but once i did puke green chicken chunks...
one saint patty's day i made spicey fried chicken(my own recipe yum), and during and after eating drank like 4 gallons of misc liquor. hard shit not beer. one of the bottles was some shit called creme de menthe.. its a green cordial. mix it with bailies, vodka, and kahlua, and you get cool minty irish green drink.. well when i woke up the next morning on the couch with no pants on i realized my wife drove me home and let me sleep it off. I went into the bathroom to find the rug in there, in the tub with green chunkychicken mess on it... didnt remember doing it...