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Bush daughters raving to techno dj's "we want your soul" lyrics.

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Adam Freeland Rejects Raving Bush Girls

Outspoken British breakbeat star Adam Freeland found himself performing for George W's notoriously fun-loving daughters Jenna and Barb at a US rave last week and told Skrufff he was horrified when he realised who they were.

"I was in Chicago playing a We Want Your Vote gig last Thursday night and the promoter had told me that the Bush daughters might be there and I'd been like 'yeah, whatever', said Adam.

"Then about an hour into my set I dropped 'We Want Your Soul', the vibe picked up and a few new heads came onto the floor from the adjacent VIP room, including one pissed up (drunk-slang Ed) girl who was jumping around, pulling hard on a fag (cigarette), who was obviously a party girl," he recalled.

"Then I saw her face and I got this weird deep sickly churning in my stomach; she looked exactly like George W and I realised 'fuck', it is her; George W's daughter going nuts to We Want Your Soul, miming the words," said Adam.

"I felt like I'd seen the antichrist (not that I'm a Christian) but it was fucking odd and strange and her sister was there with her too, though she wasn't afflicted with looking like him," he continued. "If Bush dressed up as a girl, he'd be his daughter. Poor fucking girl."

"I thought maybe I should go find her chat her up or something (it didn't look like it'd be that tough), try to get her into bed just so I could infiltrate her mind, infiltrate her family, change the world, or even just tell my mates I'd shagged a Bush," Adam added. "But I didn't," he laughed.

Lyrics of afore mentioned song:
your cellphone your wallet your time your ideas
no barcode no party no iodine no beers

your bankcard, your license, your thoughts, your fears
no simcard, no disco, no photo, not here

your blood, your sweat, your passions, your regrets
your office, your timeoff, your fashions,your sex your pills your grass your tits, your ass your laughs your highs, we write it all

We want your soul x 5

Your Cash, Your House, Your Phone, Your Life, Your Cash, Your House, Your Life

Tell us Your Habits, Your Facts, Your Fears
Give us your address, your shoe size, your years
your digits, your plans, your number, your eyes
your skedule, your desktop, your details, your life.
Show us your children, your photos, your home.
Here, take credit, take insurance, take a loan.
Get a job, get a pension, get a haircut, get a suit.
Play the lottery, play football, play the field, sports on two

well show you things well show you swings
we'll buy you things,drugs,big yard birds
well sell you crap well charge you fat
were gonna find big guns & a drunk in your kitchen

We want your soul x 5

Your Cash, Your House, Your Phone, Your Life, Your Cash, Your House, Your Life

Your thoughts Your emotions Your loves Your dreams Your checkbook Your essecnse Your sweat Your screams Your security Your soberiety Your innocence innocence society your self Your place Your distance Your space

go back to bed america your government is in control again here watch this shut up...you are free to do as we tell you.....you are free to do as we tell you

We want your soul

Here's boy bands here's matters, here's Britney, here's Cola
Here's pizza, here's TV, here's some rock and some roller
Watch commercials, more commercials, watch Jerry, not Oprah
Buy a better life from the comfort of your sofa
Here's popcorn, here's magazines, here's milkshake, here's blue jeans
here's padded bras, here's long cars, here's football shirts, here's baseball caps
here's live talk shows, here's video games, here's cola lite, here's Timberlake
here's fingertips, here's colegen, here's all night bars, here's plastic hips

We want your soul x 5

Your Cash, Your House, Your Phone, Your Life, Your Cash, Your House, Your Life

go back to bed america your government is in control again here heres amerikan gladiators watch this shut up...go back to bed america heres amerikan gladiators here is 56 channels of it, watch these picturary retards bang their fuckin skulls together & congratualte you on living in the land of freedom here you go america you are free to do as we tell you.....you are free to do as we tell you

We want your soul x 5

We want your soul x 5

Your Cash, Your House, Your Phone, Your Life, Your Cash, Your House, Your Life

no cookies no stray no drop-outs no gays no leftys no no lunnies no opinions no way no bankers no teachers no facts no freaks
no skaters no tweekers no truth
I'm a huge fan of Adam Freeland, this make me laugh my ass off. :thumbsup: