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C.A.R.D.B.O.A.R.D. Presents: Gollum's Cavern

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Skitch: *Scrolling through userlist* Negged, Negged, Negged, Haven't done him yet (Negs) Negged, Negged...
Real Estate Agent: And here is the guest ro... What the fuck?! Didn't you die due to dehydration yet?
Home Buyers: OMG a fucking pale dude lives here!
Skitch: I'm not dead! What are you doing in my house?
Real Estate Dude: Didn't you see the Note of Abandonedment?
Skitch: I haven't left this room for 2 weeks. Where that bitch on mine with my daily bowl of chips?
Home Buyer: You mean Clara? Bad news, that bitch robbed the whole fucking 1st floor.
Skitch: FUCK I'm neg repping all of you cunts!
Real Estate Guy: What the hell is neg rep? Listen, don't make me call the cops.
Skitch: Please, give me five minutes. I'm contemplating a way to pwn people.
Real Estate Agent: No seriously, get fucked. Better yet, get a life.
Skitch: I do, I'm a guy named Skitch, I love pandas plus I own WTF.com
Real Estate Agent: There are people who can help you. Just get the fuck out.
 
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I swear, these little conversation stories are giving me a half-erection.
 
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Actually, these little conversation stories are crap. Once or twice, is cool, but the horse is dead, and it's been beaten way too much.
 
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HavokChylde said:
Bla bla bla, another S.C.U.M. wannabe. :thumbsdn:
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Let me explain myself, am by no means a S.C.U.M. wannabe. Though the klan is cool, I wouldn't wanna join. If anything it's a parody of all the other wannabe's. Let's face it, few know the meaning of S.C.U.M. Nobody gives a shit what S.P.U.N.K. was, and nobody is gonna give a fuck about U.R.M.O.M.

C.A.R.D.B.O.A.R.D. has no meaning, nor any members. There was really no other way to present it. After all, shitty acronym klan name with no meaning followed by ownage (At least most cases) is the sexy new thing to do. Give the C.A.R.D.B.O.A.R.D. shit a quick laugh and a forget-about-it. That's all I ever saw it as.
 
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Let me explain myself, am by no means a S.C.U.M. wannabe. Though the klan is cool, I wouldn't wanna join. If anything it's a parody of all the other wannabe's. Let's face it, few know the meaning of S.C.U.M. Nobody gives a shit what S.P.U.N.K. was, and nobody is gonna give a fuck about U.R.M.O.M.

C.A.R.D.B.O.A.R.D. has no meaning, nor any members. There was really no other way to present it. After all, shitty acronym klan name with no meaning followed by ownage (At least most cases) is the sexy new thing to do. Give the C.A.R.D.B.O.A.R.D. shit a quick laugh and a forget-about-it. That's all I ever saw it as.
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What I think hobo's trying to say is:
Can't Anyone Right Deez Bad Oppurtunities At Roffling, Daddy?
CARDBOARD^
 
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Magic Hobo said:
Let me explain myself, am by no means a S.C.U.M. wannabe. Though the klan is cool, I wouldn't wanna join. If anything it's a parody of all the other wannabe's. Let's face it, few know the meaning of S.C.U.M. Nobody gives a shit what S.P.U.N.K. was, and nobody is gonna give a fuck about U.R.M.O.M.

C.A.R.D.B.O.A.R.D. has no meaning, nor any members. There was really no other way to present it. After all, shitty acronym klan name with no meaning followed by ownage (At least most cases) is the sexy new thing to do. Give the C.A.R.D.B.O.A.R.D. shit a quick laugh and a forget-about-it. That's all I ever saw it as.
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Oh well, I suppose that'll work. :thumbsup:
 
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Awaken said:
What I think hobo's trying to say is:
Can't Anyone Right Deez Bad Oppurtunities At Roffling, Daddy?
CARDBOARD^
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I hope you enjoyed creating a shitty acronym in a sad attempt at insulting me.
 
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Magic Hobo said:
I hope you enjoyed creating a shitty acronym in a sad attempt at insulting me.
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Nope, that's not what I was doing, but if you were insulted, it served a dual purpose. Awesome. :thumbsup:
 
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HavokChylde said:
Actually, these little conversation stories are crap. Once or twice, is cool, but the horse is dead, and it's been beaten way too much.
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That's what I meant.
 
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Now how much of an erection would...let's say...a peanut butter sandwich give you? :sick:
 
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I stayed home naucious because of that, Awaken. :mad:
 
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sexy said:
I stayed home naucious because of that, Awaken. :mad:
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HAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

Being of a third party member:

PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol..
 
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Magic Hobo said:
None Awaken, none. Scary that some scary folks got fetish for that shit.
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Do you know what's going on? I didn't think so. And since I have no idea what the first post mean, i'm being as much as an ass as i can.

How much of an ass would ass be an ass if an ass could be an ass that could be an ass?
 
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Do you know what's going on? I didn't think so. And since I have no idea what the first post mean, i'm being as much as an ass as i can.

How much of an ass would ass be an ass if an ass could be an ass that could be an ass?
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Now after reading the word ass that often, I'm aroused :redface:
 
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