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Headlines C is for Cookie, that good enough for me...
- Thread starter Zoso
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holy shit, no more cookies!
but wanna hear a sesamme street joke, hehe
i switched it to sesamme street...but i watch it now smarter than a 6 year old, and i realize...they teach kids how to judge ppl and label ppl....they got this one dude, his name is oscar.....they treat this guy like shiet. they judge him right in his face, "oscar...u are such a grouch, isnt he kids?" "yeah oscar....your a grouch" hes like BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN!!! IM THE COOLEST MOTHER FUCKER ON SESAMME STREET. but still, sesamme street is a strange and dangerous place to me. i mean u got 6 foot pigeons walkin around, somethin with a really round head that has an obsession over rubber duckies. they even got an elaphant thats a junkie. yea thats rite snuffy. they even got cookie monster wit this eyes poppin out "COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE". come on now, i kno chocolate ship doesnt do that to u. then they have the nerve to put a pimp on there. they didnt come out and say hes a pimp but i kno wen i see a pimp. hes called the count. yes the count, hes like bitch this is the 4th time uve been late, ive been counting, how many times must i slap u be4 u give the money :slap: ONE :slap:TWO :slap: two slaps...ahahaha
howd u like it, long but funny
but wanna hear a sesamme street joke, hehe
i switched it to sesamme street...but i watch it now smarter than a 6 year old, and i realize...they teach kids how to judge ppl and label ppl....they got this one dude, his name is oscar.....they treat this guy like shiet. they judge him right in his face, "oscar...u are such a grouch, isnt he kids?" "yeah oscar....your a grouch" hes like BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN!!! IM THE COOLEST MOTHER FUCKER ON SESAMME STREET. but still, sesamme street is a strange and dangerous place to me. i mean u got 6 foot pigeons walkin around, somethin with a really round head that has an obsession over rubber duckies. they even got an elaphant thats a junkie. yea thats rite snuffy. they even got cookie monster wit this eyes poppin out "COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE". come on now, i kno chocolate ship doesnt do that to u. then they have the nerve to put a pimp on there. they didnt come out and say hes a pimp but i kno wen i see a pimp. hes called the count. yes the count, hes like bitch this is the 4th time uve been late, ive been counting, how many times must i slap u be4 u give the money :slap: ONE :slap:TWO :slap: two slaps...ahahaha
howd u like it, long but funny
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