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BrIONwoshMunky

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Why in the fuck is everyone running INTO the "Cock Farm"? Shit people, you aren't supposed to want to go there. Let the admins/mods make fun of the caged fuckers. It should be a high class bitch beating. Not come from some stupid fucks with 3 posts. :thumbsdn:
 
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Because I can't resist pointing and laughing at someone else's expense and misfortune.
 

skylinec

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Newbs who come here Try to act cool, but that is a thorn in the back for a lot of the admins and mods. So just don't be an asshat and you'll never step inside the slave quarters.
 

tzedek

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I like to view it a lot i dont post there much thoutgh
 

Captain 151

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brainwash, its hard not to laugh at the misfortune of others. I try to resist posting in there, but sometimes I can't help it. My fingers get the better of my mind and before I know it, I'm laughing at people like muffdiver and 10 stars and descent and mmm....cheese.
 

Descent

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I'm gonna start running in there, jacking off the penises with a pump, collect the sperm, and make $50 per Chinese guy.

That must be about $30,000 or so.

I'm gonna have me that Lotus Esprit and that Asus laptop in no time :).
 
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It doesn't matter anymore. BRiT disabled regular users from posting in Cockland. So only the mods get to throw old pieces of bread and little rocks at all the crying, sniveling animals.

Damn.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Ha Ha, all you stupid fucks got banned from posting in the farm... WAY TO BE! :thumbsdn:
 

chucktheskiffie

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i guess its like going to the zoo... everyone wants to poke the lions with a stick through the bars...

the cockfarm lets us do that, except the cockfarm is full of ill-witted animals like tapir's and ostriches...
 

Captain 151

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Descent said:
I'm gonna start running in there, jacking off the penises with a pump, collect the sperm, and make $50 per Chinese guy.

That must be about $30,000 or so.

I'm gonna have me that Lotus Esprit and that Asus laptop in no time :).
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop referencing to penises in every single post you make.

Lotus's blow by the way, just check out the specs and compare them to any other car of comparable price.
 

Descent

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Okay, TB:

1: It's called "The Cock Farm." And the whole "Chinese penis" thing was started by Sod back in the "Glory Days" of WTF.

2: How dare you insult the Esprit. The old ones may have an I-4, but it has twin turbos and can go from 0-60 in four seconds or so.

The 2004 Esprits are the coolest looking, fastest car you can buy for the money. Too bad there are less than 100 in the U.S. :(.
 

Captain 151

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To be fair, the only Lotus I have any real knowledge of and with is the Elise, and they look real nice but actually suck balls.

Also, its not just the tavern you refernce the phallus. It's a common theme in almost all of your posts. And I didn't intend for it to sound as mean as it did.
 

VenomHowell

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The Lotus Elise is like a mini-dodge viper: It's cooler looking, cute as hell, smaller, but lacks any kind of power.

An AMC Gremlin. That's what you want. It's big, it's ugly, it's mean, and it's one fast mutha fugga.
 

tzedek

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Descent said:
The 2004 Esprits are the coolest looking, fastest car you can buy for the money. Too bad there are less than 100 in the U.S. :(.

you should just stick to thinking you know something about computers rather than cars.
 

LiberatioN

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hahaha! gremlins....my dad used to have one of those after he wrecked is 67 cougar...good times.
 

bnccoder

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Descent said:
I'm gonna start running in there, jacking off the penises with a pump, collect the sperm, and make $50 per Chinese guy.

That must be about $30,000 or so.

He is giving assisted blowjobs? Whatever smokes your boat.
 

TwisT

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brainwashmonkey said:
Why in the fuck is everyone running INTO the "Cock Farm"? Shit people, you aren't supposed to want to go there. :thumbsdn:

But MA, everyone's doin it!
 

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[sky] said:
Newbs who come here Try to act cool, but that is a thorn in the back for a lot of the admins and mods. So just don't be an asshat and you'll never step inside the slave quarters.
hmmm who does this whole noob+cool thing remind me of? clearly its skylinecobra? what a guess, havent you looked in the miror lately?
 
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