Ok, Im going to question the validity of this:
On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads.
WTF was he dry shaving? I mean, girls cant even dry shave thier perineal area, so how the fuck can an old guy with hairy balls and probably rather tender skin do it?
I think its the cops making up BS. Mainly, becuase some cops are bastards like that, and it is easier to believe.