bigck3000 said:
how the fuck do you deal with a "shortage of strippers"?
By providing a free training program that will cover three key points of the job?
Such as...
-stripping
-hiding track marks
-and how to deal with STD's
This way the gov't will seem helpful by getting them a decent cash paying job which will demoralize and degrade women to the point that they wind up hating men, then when they start doing drugs to forget about their problems, they'll have enough information for when they ultimately wind up selling themselves as hookers to support their very large, bad habits.

Err, guess I won't be a policy-maker anytime soon huh??