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Canada's Really Big

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a song by none other than our very own... Arrogant Worms :)

When I look around me,
I can't believe what I see
It seems as if this country
Has lost its will to live
The economy is lousy,
We barely have an army
But we can still stand proudly
'Cause Canada's really big

We're the second largest country
On this planet Earth
And if Russia
Keeps on shrinking
Then soon we'll be first
(as long as we keep Quebec)

The USA has tanks
And Switzerland has banks
They can keep them, thanks
They just don't amount
'Cause when you get down to it
You find out what the truth is
It isn't what you do with it
It's the size that counts!

Most people
Will tell you
That France is pretty large
But you can put
Fourteen Frances
Into this land of ours
(it'd take a lotta work, it's take a whole lotta work)

We're larger than Malaysia
Almost as big as Asia
We're bigger than Australia
And it's a continent
So big we seldom bother
To go see one another
But we often go to other
Countries for vacation

Our mountains
Are very pointy
Our prairies are not
The rest is
Kinda bumpy
But, man, do we have a lot
(we gotta lot of land, we gotta whole lot of land)

So stand up and be proud
And sing out very loud
We stand out from the crowd 'cause
Canada's really big!
 

skylinec

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You wrote a poem about a big country?
 

Liquid-Zero

Assassain Wumpus Hunter
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Go Canada :thumbsup:

And Congratulations, Unforgiven, for having so much fucking time to write that!

We have a future J.K. Rowling in the making here :)
 
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i didn't write it. i said it's by arrogant worms. it's a comedy band known for songs like i am cow
 

skylinec

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If you didn't write it then don't post it in the writers block.
 

Captain 151

Seeped in a dry Merlot
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such great land! half of which is tundra all year round! quality land too!

im just joking, i wouldnt knock on canadians, canada is like a second brother to me. nice bars, nice strip clubs, nice people. id live there if i wasnt so dependant on the states for my education.
 

blah

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Just do like I do sky, stop posting :)
I don't plan on writing much in a section of the forum that seems without proper rules. Yes I will post a new poem soon, but just cos I want to break the unoriginal flow of copy/pasting.
Kitana honey, without rules you might aswel close shop, cos you will only atract unoriginal people...and people forcing patriotic politics down your throat and calling it a poetic essay :)
Oh well, enjoy the spotlight ;)
 

_Kitana_

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blah said:
Just do like I do sky, stop posting :)
I don't plan on writing much in a section of the forum that seems without proper rules.
http://www.wtf.com/showthread.php?t=4880

Yes I will post a new poem soon, but just cos I want to break the unoriginal flow of copy/pasting.
Sigh... I said this was a place share your writting as well as the writing of others. Since he never claimed this was his poem and from the begaining told us who wrote it nothing was broken.


Kitana honey, without rules you might aswel close shop, cos you will only atract unoriginal people...and people forcing patriotic politics down your throat and calling it a poetic essay :)
Oh well, enjoy the spotlight ;)
I Recommand you READ the RULES

*sigh*

http://www.wtf.com/showthread.php?t=4880
 
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dustinzgirl

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Un, I liked it, your poem made me giggle. Refreshing difference from the regurtiated retarded political and dark shit people write.