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Candy!!

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I am bored, so I have decided to dedicate a whole thread to... you guessed it... CANDY!!

OK, not really. This is more like one of those lame-ass "Xtreme marketing" things which I detest with all my heart.

Today at work, I had one of those lame-ass fruit gusher things. For those of you who don't know what the fuck those are, they're little pieces of fruit-flavor candy with liquid stuff of the same flavor that squirts out when you bite down.

Well, in this case, I looked at the package, and it said "Screamin' green apple." So, naturally, I thought "Candy that screams. What can be more kick-asserous© than that?" But, upon consumption of the hideous green candy, I was bitterly disappointed. I ate them, but I heard no screaming. Damn, I thought the absence of the letter g at the end of "Screamin'" would make it even more intense.

I was wrong.:(
 

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candy makes man wider than tall.. :thumbsdn:
 
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That's the great thing about being me. I can eat all the candy I want and won't gain weight.

If I did, I'd be 300 lbs by now. :happysad:
 

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i was the same, then when i hit 35 and stopped doing 'crazy' drugs i found my metabolism had changed.. i was no longer a sugar burning teen, i was a fat soaking sponge of a semi-senior.. if i eat one caramel i gain 25lbs.

i do jumping jacks while i eat candy.. :happysad: