Celebrating!

meh_it_all

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It is Offical Be Sexy day.

Do you feel sexy?
What will you be doing on this sexy-icilous day?
Will you be standing on the street corner selling yourself?
Or will you be jumping every person you see?



We want YOU!
 

LiberatioN

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Definitely sun bathing nude at our neighborhood pool. I'll probably play some cheesy softcore porn music on my boombox, too.
 

DIZNUTS

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meh_it_all said:
It is Offical Be Sexy day.

Do you feel sexy?
What will you be doing on this sexy-icilous day?
Will you be standing on the street corner selling yourself?
Or will you be jumping every person you see?



We want YOU!
why does Sexy get his own day and i don't? :crybaby:
 

Icarus

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I was watching softcore porn with some friends last night (waiting for the girls to show up so we could watch Eternal Sunsine of the Spotless Mind), and we were laughing because it was hilarious. The plot was that three government agents (who were coincidentally big-breasted blonde women) had to conceal secret technology from rival government agents (who were coincidentally big-breasted asian women). Apparently the only way to conceal this technology was by having pool parties without shirts. During one such party scene, the girls pulled up and came in. We had a good laugh, and then the girls all wanted to watch the porn instead, so we did for a little bit, but nothing happened. :thumbsdn: but :thumbsup: too.
 

Icarus

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Oh, and I forgot, the government agents were also in a band. They played their instruments and sang. Even though the drum set didn't have cymbals, you could hear them. They were there. It was magical.
 

TwisT

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meh_it_all said:
It is Offical Be Sexy day.

Do you feel sexy?
What will you be doing on this sexy-icilous day?
Will you be standing on the street corner selling yourself?
Or will you be jumping every person you see?



We want YOU!

Yes, finally!!! A day for me!!!!

Im so fuckin sexy it hurts!
 

keebs

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IM DEAD SEXY!

GO AHEAD TOUCH MY BODY!