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Change the damn channel- pt2

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gehtfuct

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If you don't know what this is.....you must be new. *click*

Beer...check.:thumbsup:
Popcorn...check.:thumbsup:
TV remote....check. :thumbsup:

Away we go.




*click*

Look. You've got exactly twenty-three and a half minutes to geht that dick outta my face.
Or I swear....I...I..I'll sit on that fucker until it breaks.

Shut the fuck up Descent. You make me wanna bang your Mo....

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I have genital herpes. But I've been outbreak free for about twenty-four hours now, thanks to Valtrex.
kindbud...quit yer bitchin' and bring me my sandwich!

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If you're happy and you know it clap your hands..[clap-clap]

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Do you feel left out of lifes inner circles?
Are you tired having nobody to vent to?
Do you hate the world and need somebody other than Grandma to talk to?
Well pick up you penis and log on to www.wtf.com today.
Do you want MaxPower?
Is it Broken?
Gehtfuct today.

Limited time only.
While supplies last.
Image shown not actual size.


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And, in a sudden turn of events, gehtfuct and MaxPower

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Decided to get together and

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Dammit. Isn't there anything else on?:happysad:
 
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Now for the sexiest trout ever to be caught in the entire*click*

WTF?! OMG!! LOL! LMAO! LOLLERSKATE! ROFLCOPTER! LOLOLLIPOP! STFU! BBQ!*click*

Maybe we should of tested that insulin first before we gave it to all the hospitals across the globe..*click*

Descent and Kitana fight! Again! *click*

Ah well. We didn't really need Antarctica anyway. But ya gotta admit - that explosion was HU*click*

Click? CLICK?! CLIIIIIIIC*click*
 

meh_it_all

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{Yank}

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...We don't care about the dying people, we just wanna show our boobs on the
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.. Now you see here, the problem is, you gotta grab it like this!
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...Next on "We don't feel secure when we look at ourselves in MaxPower's mirror..
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Watch the soothing sunset...See it glow...It's so warm...Warmer...Warmer...Warmer...Hotter...Hotter...Ahh... IT'S TOO HOT! GEHT ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! TOO FUCKING HO*click*

The peaceful serenity of the rainforest was a magnanimous one. The animals lived together in harmony. Until...The Bloody Massacre Robot Killing Uber Machine! It will kill your family! Your friends! Your enemies! Random people you've never met! And it's coming for y*click*

We talk now with a woman who lost 92798269382 pounds! Mam, how did you achieve such a weight loss? "Well, I had my body removed from the neck down!" *click*

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....tonight on "Corny Ass White Dudes" our guest, musician John Mayer will te*click*

....wrong hole, bitch!*click*

....[Applause] And that, my friends, is how you stick an entire st*click*

....stay tuned for another A&E Biography. MaxPower: The Other White Pork*click*
 
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... My family is so hectic, and I'm only 12!
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STUF, Commies! Free thinking is ba-*click*
...Hello, my name's Jason and I'm mod happy...
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....and now we bring you our feature presentation: "I Hate Linksy: Part 19233872387348734. No. I Really Hate Linksy. Ya'll Don't Get It. I Hate Him. And I'm gonna post about it over and over and over and ov*click*

....next up on the "Beat the Shit Out of a Dead Hor*click*

....and over and over and*click*

....I want pee on you/drip, dri*click*

....over and over an*click*
 
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I not only hate Linksy, but I hate th-*click*

Sega, Sonic, I lo-*click*

A young woman calling herself 'Angel' said that it's un-American to question the Fuhrer-*click*
 
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*click*
Welcome to ANUMAL PLONET! Tuday, we're going to have aynul sax with an alligatah! Nawh, when ya have a small pe-*click*

"oh my gossshhhh, it's sooo big.. i don't know if it will fit in my tight li*click*

*clicks back*
ttle unshaven pus-*click*

*we interrupt this program to bring you an IMPORTANT message from George Bush about his ranch vacat--*click*
 

Icarus

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I am sofa king we todd *click*

Ambien! It'll fuck you up! *click*

Boobs - everybody's doing it! *click*

Maxpower crabs co. Homegrown since *click*
 
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I R TEH GIF*click*

my country is better lo*click*

the cockfarm is pointle*click*

I'm cool because I'm Canad*click*

Man that POV guy is annoyi*click*
 

Icarus

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Bam! *click*

Bam! *click*

Bam! *click*

*turns tv off*

"Fucking Emeril..."
 
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Now for a 30 hour speech on how god loves his chi *click*

Helga, please help me with *click*
 
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....call mah now for your free rea*click*

....Crikey! That is one enormous sna*click*

....ou a dirty slut? Good news! Hymen Reconstructive Sur*click*

....and in other news: In a westside dumpster, Miss Cleo was found stran*click*

....Live from Possum Trot: it's Wedne*click*
 
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You wanna now what really pisses me o*click*

Please be kind to my little bud Broken, you were so rough th *click*

and coming up next on where are they now" Ire was do baddest muffacka on dis website and mah lady vic was dis hot on fire chi*click*
 

gehtfuct

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Ohhh...my darling. What you do to me. As you move across the room...wet...WET...WET becomes of me. As I defile myself, diamond...you are the reason wetnessness has overtaken me...

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And now here's something we hope you really like....

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Johnny Kunts wins!! Johnny has taken the Mikado Special Olym..

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Massengill. When a Woman want's to be touched...

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He's at the 35....the 30...dodges a block...he goes deep...

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Ahhhhhh!!!

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Jock Itch. Tough actin' Tinactin.
Put it where it hurts.

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*CLICK*

Hi. I'm RunningFlame570. I was tired of being pussyhurt on The Internets. I was borderline suicidal. I had no TurboDuo. I had no friends. My doctor said it was due to chemical imbalance in my brain...or was it mental retardation? Bah. Whatever. He gave me Zoloft and now I can play video games for hours on end without end. Side eff*CLICK*

The Screen Savers will not air today, because the people at Comcast are big fucking dicks and are not fond of TechTV...We regret to*CLICK*
 
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I feel like shoving a pitchfork up Sega's a*click*

Oh no, another SCUM mo*click*
 
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