Change the damn channel!

[gehtfuct]

"Deus backs up to the twenty.....he fakes a hand off....lookin' for his wide receiver...#69 Broken....OOHH!..just missed a full frontal by MaxPower....
Wait!....Deus gives 'er the gas...He's to the 15...10....5 yard line!!!
Ow!...a reach a round at the 2 yard line...Taken down BIG TIME by the big #00 gehtfuct.

The score remains at zero...We'll be right back after these messages"....

*click-click*
"Ow..Ow! Im gonna griiind ya to the floor...Ow..Ow!"
*click*
"Ahhhhh!"
*click*
"Give God the first portion of yer income..GIVE IT FIRST!"
*click*

 

[deus_ex_machina]

and here comes gehtfuct! the crowd is cheering for him! GEHTFUCT!GEHTFUCT! lets hope he can do this... and there he goes...he jumped of the canyon...hes flapping his homeade wings...can he do it?! can he fly?! wait! he falling and....
*click*

 

[The_DEAL]

*** watches adultswim for hours ***

 

[deus_ex_machina]

adult swim is FUNNE w00t

 

[gehtfuct]

*click*

*group applause* welcome back,Ah-haha..ha,Robert here,says he's a 39 year old Systems Engineer,he loves to play ping-pong,and he's yet to give up da ass...True or BS? Waddaya say Folks?
*group response*
I SMELL BULLSHIT!!!

Ahh-haha..ha Yes, thank you...*applause*
Next playa please...
*click*

 

[The_DEAL]

adult swim is FUNNE w00t

****makes note*** adultswim suxx0r because deus watches it

 

[deus_ex_machina]

aww DEA...

 

[The_DEAL]

*click*
and we are back... and today we are makeing spices rum
***audiance aplause***
so you take the ..
*click*
today on how do you make.... we are showing you how to make methanfetamine
all u need is
*click*

 

[deus_ex_machina]

...if you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothilioma, call the offices of James Sokolove...
*click*
itchy and scratchy shooooow...
*click*
the bikini waxer delux 2000 is great! all you have to do is pour on...like so...and pull off! *RIP*
*click*

 

[The_DEAL]

...if you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothilioma, call the offices of James Sokolove...
*click*
itchy and scratchy shooooow...
*click*
the bikini waxer delux 2000 is great! all you have to do is pour on...like so...and pull off! *RIP*
*click*

the ass waxer 10,000 rips the hairr outta ur ass crack
*click* (u better order one deus)
nex on comedy centeral is larry the cable guys Git-R-Done Tour
*click*

 

[deus_ex_machina]

the ass waxer 10,000 rips the hairr outta ur ass crack
*click* (u better order one deus)
nex on comedy centeral is larry the cable guys Git-R-Done Tour
*click*

COMING SOON- THE DEALER EDUCATION ASSN. IS COMING TO YOUR TOWN! We have the
*click*

 

[The_DEAL]

COMING SOON- THE DEALER EDUCATION ASSN. IS COMING TO YOUR TOWN! We have the
*click*

I am GOD OF THE MACHINES AND EVIL PENGUINS. I will use my technology and my evil society of penguins to take over the wo*click*

 

[deus_ex_machina]

HAVE YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE TOD*click*

 

[The_DEAL]

HAVE YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE TOD*click*

dues gone wild the worst spring break ever*click*

 

[MaxPower]

*Click*
Next on Jerry Springer: "I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body"

Jerry:
We're here with gehtfuct, who thinks he's a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. gehtfuct what leads you to believe this?

Gehtfuct:
Well Jerry, For_Starters, I find myself running the groping gauntlet of lesbians. For some reason they're attracted to me. I think they sense something in me. I also find myself quite attracted to them. But I resist my temptations, because I'm married.

Jerry:
Well, glad you got that out in the open. Because we have here, one of your lesbian aggressors. She says the two of you have already played hide the mushroom cap, on several occasions on your bosses desk.
Kim, come on out.

Whoot, whoot, whoot ....Jerry......Jerry.....Jerry!

*click*
Sometimes I just feel not so fresh
*click*

 

[deus_ex_machina]

Got MaxPower?
Is it Broken?
Need dustinzgirl?
gehtfuct now!
@WTF.co*click*

 

[The_DEAL]

fuck tha cable went out

 

[otepsoul]

goddam white people

 

[MaxPower]

goddam white people

Crackers

 

[The_DEAL]

Crackers

saltine or ghram