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Chicken Fucking

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MINTyarse

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What the fuck is up with chicken fuckers they just sit on the couch all day watching cops, with no pants on, and they fuck chickens jebus. :thumbsup:
 
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It's the only way to get the chicken to change the channel. Since the bat~trees in da mote is deaad. What else coud ya do?
 
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Well they just do it so blatantely they just bust right on through the wall and have at it. Arent there laws against that sort of thing.
 
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Now when you're about to fuck a chicken, MINT, what is going through your mind as you insert?
 
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MINTyarse

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My tiny brain can not contimplate a reply to your encompaing phrases.
 
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like the times of old.... grandma shuckin peas in the old wooden rockingchair watchin wheel-of-fortune..


brings us to the new era of meat tenderizing and watching shows of today..









I usually fuck my chickens with a beer can and sit them upright on the grill....we call'em Bud fucked chickens... :thumbsup:
 
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MINTyarse

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Times arent what they used to be now everyones got the new high teck vibrating chickens. I swear one day chicken fucking will be the downfall to us all.
 
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Clutchtwice said:
I usually fuck my chickens with a beer can and sit them upright on the grill....we call'em Bud fucked chickens... :thumbsup:
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They make a stand/holder for that. I show it the other day in HEB.
 
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MINTyarse

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Why cant we make a world full of goat fucking I mean at least you got those horns to hold on to.
 
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Why cant we make a world full of goat fucking I mean at least you got those horns to hold on to.
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You go ahead and do that...ya dumbass
 
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MINTyarse said:
Why cant we make a world full of goat fucking I mean at least you got those horns to hold on to.
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Silly newb...

Everyone knows that Lamas are much more better than goats... :D
 
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It's spelled dumass, didnt you get the memo ?
I'll send it to you again...

mkay ?
 
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MINTyarse said:
What the fuck is up with chicken fuckers they just sit on the couch all day watching cops, with no pants on, and they fuck chickens jebus. :thumbsup:
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Pics Please.
 
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MINTyarse

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No pics god you sick bastard ughhh jeebusssssss
 
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They make a stand/holder for that. I show it the other day in HEB.
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beer can chicken stand
 
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MINTyarse said:
Times arent what they used to be now everyones got the new high teck vibrating chickens. I swear one day chicken fucking will be the downfall to us all.
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that i very true
 
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Thats right! Tuesday I fucked your chicken as well.
 
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First my cats and dogs and then his chicken ? When will my goat get a go!!!!!!!!????????? :mad:
 
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MINTyarse said:
No pics god you sick bastard ughhh jeebusssssss
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NAh, just like to E-mail 'em to friends and family. They're just not my friends or family....
 
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