I know that there's alot of freaky people out there. Last night,I realized this more than ever. I was watching the shitbox,(t.v.)and a show called Real Sex come on HBO. I've seen it before,so I know that there's some weird shit going on. Anyhoo...
The first part was about masturbaters. Whoopdy-doo.
They have a "How-to" class of sorts. Intially I was like "Bah! Lame-o." These mo'fuggers were a bunch of old fart,floppy grey hairs jerking each other off. I smell you what;had I been in that room,I'd be screaming franticly and heading for the nearest exit sign like my ass was on fire.
This is where it gehts fun.
The second part was about "Real life sex dolls",that shit was freaky.
The realism of these rubber spooge catchers almost creeped me out. There was the guy being interviewed,he was obviously in love with his rubber ass. Talking about how beautiful it was. They showed it in the background in a chair,looking like a rubber cadaver. Fuckdat!
This is the most confusing part of the show.
Lesbians. Dykes with a fetish for strap-ons. WTF?! These women only dig chicks that dress like dudes,and wear rubber dicks. Here they have chicks with dicks that have sworn off men altogether. The last scene of the show had three chicks,two slobbering on one that looked like a fugly dude,all sucking plastic shlongs. O-tay!
And you thought your spanking it to AuntBob bending over as s/he cleaned up catshit was weird.......Fuck!
The first part was about masturbaters. Whoopdy-doo.
They have a "How-to" class of sorts. Intially I was like "Bah! Lame-o." These mo'fuggers were a bunch of old fart,floppy grey hairs jerking each other off. I smell you what;had I been in that room,I'd be screaming franticly and heading for the nearest exit sign like my ass was on fire.
This is where it gehts fun.
The second part was about "Real life sex dolls",that shit was freaky.
The realism of these rubber spooge catchers almost creeped me out. There was the guy being interviewed,he was obviously in love with his rubber ass. Talking about how beautiful it was. They showed it in the background in a chair,looking like a rubber cadaver. Fuckdat!
This is the most confusing part of the show.
Lesbians. Dykes with a fetish for strap-ons. WTF?! These women only dig chicks that dress like dudes,and wear rubber dicks. Here they have chicks with dicks that have sworn off men altogether. The last scene of the show had three chicks,two slobbering on one that looked like a fugly dude,all sucking plastic shlongs. O-tay!
And you thought your spanking it to AuntBob bending over as s/he cleaned up catshit was weird.......Fuck!
