WTF ... IS WTF!?
We are a collective of people who believe in freedom of speech, the rights of individuals, and free pancakes! We share our lives, struggles, frustrations, successes, joys, and prescribe to our own special brand of humor and insanity. If you are looking for a great place to hang out, make new friends, find new nemeses, and just be yourself, WTF.com is your new home.

Chicks with Dicks......???

Status
Not open for further replies.

gehtfuct

HuGE
Staff
9,350
2,352
387
#1
I know that there's alot of freaky people out there. Last night,I realized this more than ever. I was watching the shitbox,(t.v.)and a show called Real Sex come on HBO. I've seen it before,so I know that there's some weird shit going on. Anyhoo...

The first part was about masturbaters. Whoopdy-doo.
They have a "How-to" class of sorts. Intially I was like "Bah! Lame-o." These mo'fuggers were a bunch of old fart,floppy grey hairs jerking each other off. I smell you what;had I been in that room,I'd be screaming franticly and heading for the nearest exit sign like my ass was on fire.

This is where it gehts fun.
The second part was about "Real life sex dolls",that shit was freaky.
The realism of these rubber spooge catchers almost creeped me out. There was the guy being interviewed,he was obviously in love with his rubber ass. Talking about how beautiful it was. They showed it in the background in a chair,looking like a rubber cadaver. Fuckdat!

This is the most confusing part of the show.
Lesbians. Dykes with a fetish for strap-ons. WTF?! These women only dig chicks that dress like dudes,and wear rubber dicks. Here they have chicks with dicks that have sworn off men altogether. The last scene of the show had three chicks,two slobbering on one that looked like a fugly dude,all sucking plastic shlongs. O-tay!


And you thought your spanking it to AuntBob bending over as s/he cleaned up catshit was weird.......Fuck!
 

TwisT

Hooked on Rocks!
2,347
1
0
#2
Fuck Yeah!!! The world would bore us without dumbfucks weirdos and chicks with dicks!
 

Bullshyt

Devil Without A Cause
2,561
0
0
#3
Hey you left out fatsos with hamburgers!
 

Billybob

Gimmie Pwnies
929
46
207
#4
remember what me granddaddy always says...

chicks with dicks, two times the fun!
 

Bullshyt

Devil Without A Cause
2,561
0
0
#5
And yes, "dicks with chicks, always get bitch slapped"
 

Descent

Hella Constipated
7,686
165
157
#8
Don't worry, he'll be planting cocks by tonight.

*PM's BRiT*
 

Roffles

Call it, Friendo.
151
0
16
#11
actually, i am new to these forums, and i have no clue wtf u mean by arcade.
second, not a fucking clue wtf you mean by troll.
and third, descent can lick my left nut.
 

gehtfuct

HuGE
Staff
9,350
2,352
387
#12
Roffles said:
actually, i am new to these forums, and i have no clue wtf u mean by arcade.
second, not a fucking clue wtf you mean by troll.
and third, descent can lick my left nut.
LMAO! Relax peckerhead,welcome to the site. Just remember,you replied to a thread topic. Try not to go too far of topic.
Do yourself a favor,don't tempt Descent. (exsna on the utsna)
 

Roffles

Call it, Friendo.
151
0
16
#13
my original post was fairly on-topic.

and if someone actually gets offended by a flame, they are taking the internet way too seriously.

anyway, to back on topic, 3-way lesbo actions is fucking great shit
 

Bullshyt

Devil Without A Cause
2,561
0
0
#14
Whoa, only 3 my friend? Shit, why don't people just go for the full-fledged orgy, at least you won't be the only person that gets in trouble. unless you're the supplier of drugs, then you're the moron, let's hope that wouldn't be any of us...
 

Roffles

Call it, Friendo.
151
0
16
#15
well, you start with 3, then add on, or itll be too much to handle right away
im sure you know exactly what im talking about
 

dustinzgirl

Banned - What an Asshat!
26,094
191
0
#16
Roffles said:
actually, i am new to these forums, and i have no clue wtf u mean by arcade.
second, not a fucking clue wtf you mean by troll.
and third, descent can lick my left nut.
there is an arcade you can play in. you have to have 50 posts. there are trolls, who are really annoying smelly fat people that live under the bridges and eat children and steal you turnips from the cart. And descent doesnt lick left nuts, he is strictly a right nut kind of guy.
 

Roffles

Call it, Friendo.
151
0
16
#17
lies... all lies...

trolls dont steal turnips... they steal cabbage

edit: why would i waste time to play arcade games on a forum anyways :confused:
 
11,074
726
382
#18
Roffles said:
lies... all lies...

trolls dont steal turnips... they steal cabbage
no, they steal cheese.

where else do you think all the wtf.com cheese has gone?

surely it wasn't the ice weasels
 

dustinzgirl

Banned - What an Asshat!
26,094
191
0
#19
Roffles said:
lies... all lies...

trolls dont steal turnips... they steal cabbage

edit: why would i waste time to play arcade games on a forum anyways :confused:

because it keeps you from replying to trolls, much as I am doing now.
 

Roffles

Call it, Friendo.
151
0
16
#20
Unforgiven said:
no, they steal cheese.

where else do you think all the wtf.com cheese has gone?

surely it wasn't the ice weasels
so its the fucking ice weasels that stole all of my ice...
little sneaky nippleheadedassgoblins....
 
Status
Not open for further replies.