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child proof this....

screw_you_jack

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There is nothing worse then stumbling down stairs to get some asprin or other pain killers for your killer fucking head ache, then to find that after ten mintues at working off the lid with blurring vision that the damn thing just won't come off......
Fuck child proofing!!!1 i mean fuck!! i'm almost 19, not quite the normal child and i can't get in to all the fucking child proof stuff in my house..... like on the locks, in the pulgs.... holdn't the fucking toliet seat down....everything has some sort of safety device that i just acn't figure out.... and there's nothing worse then waking up at 3 am and not being able to take a piss becuse there's a little plastic lock on it!!!!!!
I swear, were letting these kids take over our lives...... argg!!!!!!
 

GottaHurt

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screw_you_jack said:
There is nothing worse then stumbling down stairs to get some asprin or other pain killers for your killer fucking head ache, then to find that after ten mintues at working off the lid with blurring vision that the damn thing just won't come off......
Fuck child proofing!!!1 i mean fuck!! i'm almost 19, not quite the normal child and i can't get in to all the fucking child proof stuff in my house..... like on the locks, in the pulgs.... holdn't the fucking toliet seat down....everything has some sort of safety device that i just acn't figure out.... and there's nothing worse then waking up at 3 am and not being able to take a piss becuse there's a little plastic lock on it!!!!!!
I swear, were letting these kids take over our lives...... argg!!!!!!
It's a good thing you lock your toilet, that way I don't have to put the lid down before I take a piss. ;)
 

otepsoul

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screw_you_jack said:
There is nothing worse then stumbling down stairs to get some asprin or other pain killers for your killer fucking head ache, then to find that after ten mintues at working off the lid with blurring vision that the damn thing just won't come off......
Fuck child proofing!!!1 i mean fuck!! i'm almost 19, not quite the normal child and i can't get in to all the fucking child proof stuff in my house..... like on the locks, in the pulgs.... holdn't the fucking toliet seat down....everything has some sort of safety device that i just acn't figure out.... and there's nothing worse then waking up at 3 am and not being able to take a piss becuse there's a little plastic lock on it!!!!!!
I swear, were letting these kids take over our lives...... argg!!!!!!

ok for the pills just push down and twist hte cap.
 
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screw_you_jack said:
There is nothing worse then stumbling down stairs to get some asprin or other pain killers for your killer fucking head ache, then to find that after ten mintues at working off the lid with blurring vision that the damn thing just won't come off......
Fuck child proofing!!!1 i mean fuck!! i'm almost 19, not quite the normal child and i can't get in to all the fucking child proof stuff in my house..... like on the locks, in the pulgs.... holdn't the fucking toliet seat down....everything has some sort of safety device that i just acn't figure out.... and there's nothing worse then waking up at 3 am and not being able to take a piss becuse there's a little plastic lock on it!!!!!!
I swear, were letting these kids take over our lives...... argg!!!!!!
Ahh yes, - as Whitney Houston once said, "I believe the children are our future..." (Now there's a role model, eh?)

Nice to see that simple tasks elude you. Again - you people will be paying my social security??? :(
 

screw_you_jack

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AK_SLIMER said:
jack you smoke alot of pot do ya
Ok, in my offense, i had a REALLY bad head ache and wasn't thinking to the best of my abilities...... child proofed objects just erally piss me off becasue most kids get into them easier then most adults......
no, i don't smoke alot of dope........lol....haha
 

Ctoit

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AK_SLIMER said:
jack you smoke alot of pot do ya


I think I resent that........I smoke alot of pot, yet can easily manipulate the fine art of "childproof" items.........maybe your just still a child and the items realize that..... :cool:
 

GottaHurt

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Ctoit said:
I think I resent that........I smoke alot of pot, yet can easily manipulate the fine art of "childproof" items.........maybe your just still a child and the items realize that..... :cool:
I smoked pot once, but I didn't exhale.
 

AK_SLIMER

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Ctoit said:
I think I resent that........I smoke alot of pot, yet can easily manipulate the fine art of "childproof" items.........maybe your just still a child and the items realize that..... :cool:
i guess if i smoked alot of pot i would see childing proofing as a "fine art"