Children Suck!

magnolia

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Ok.... I hope to God that I never have a kid like that cuz if I did I'd take the little SOB home and tan his hide for being a spoiled brat.
 

dustinzgirl

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Multiply that kids times five, subtract ten to fifteen g's from you annual income (this is for food, appropriate housing, clothing, toys, games, daycare, doctors, dentists, schooling, camps, sports) Subtract you mommy doing the laundry and dishes for you, and multiply the amount of laundry and dishes that you do by seven.

Welcome to my world.

Use condoms. (Actually, my first son, was a condom baby...lol....)

There, now does it belong in life sucks?
 

dickzit

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dustinzgirl said:
Multiply that kids times five, subtract ten to fifteen g's from you annual income (this is for food, appropriate housing, clothing, toys, games, daycare, doctors, dentists, schooling, camps, sports) Subtract you mommy doing the laundry and dishes for you, and multiply the amount of laundry and dishes that you do by seven.

Welcome to my world.

Use condoms. (Actually, my first son, was a condom baby...lol....)

There, now does it belong in life sucks?
Yeah.. um.. next time, dont order used condoms from amazon.com