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Chinese Proverbs

Dark_Era

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CHINESE PROVERBS

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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I got a little chuckle out of this and figured i would share that chuckle with you guys. Enjoy...or not, I can't be blamed for your lack of your sense of humor.
 

Piro

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This should be in forum games and humour.:rtfm:



Man who fishes in another man's pond is likely to catch crabs.

Man with cock in biscuit tin is fucking crackers.

Elevators smell different to midgets.
 

Dark_Era

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My bad, I didnt see the Games/Humor Section, and this seemed like the next best category.
 

Piro

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Everyone makes mistakes, just don't make it a habit or Meh will come along and chew your penis off.;)
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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It's alright, I'll be nice this one time!

I'll move it for you, but you know what's in store, if you do it again! :flamed:
 

Dark_Era

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<3 Meh.

I'm not sure what's in store for me but I sure as hell don't want to find out.
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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teh anarchist said:
haha.. I think piro pretty much summed it up...

This is why we all love meh meh.

Someone here say they didn't love meh? Send them to me!
/me punches the wall.
 

skully

GO BEARS!!!!
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MaxPower said:
Someone here say they didn't love meh? Send them to me!
/me punches the wall.
ehh?
i said thats not ALL the reasons we love meh.