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Choose a song for your fellow WTFers!

Boycott

Soul Doubt
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Spawning from the pit that was the Avatar thread, and dropping from the cloud that was the Name thread, comes the SONG THREAD!!!

Same idea, just use songs :)


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Starting :
BCB : MC Skat Kat - So Sweet, So Young (Its the lyrics though... It's about a Brooklyn Girl :p)
http://www.secretspain.org/mcskatkat.html <-- MP3 found here.

Max Powers : Straight Outta Junior High - Its a Brand New Day
*I'll edit this and put a link to the lyrics when purevolume's back up, but its basically about Valtrex and how much it helped the lead singer go kayaking, and be presentable*
http://www.myspace.com/straightouttajuniorhigh <-- the song is on there...
 

void

Banned - What an Asshat!
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most people here could be well represented by a few GG Allin songs but i have this one for use as a signature song by anyone in S.C.U.M.

Drink, Fight and Fuck - GG Allin.

"We like to drink and, party hard.
We're not afraid to fight, we're not afraid to die.
We like to fuck, any girl will do.
We're not ashamed of the things that we do.

Drink...Fight...and Fuck...drink fight and fuck.

Give me a bottle, Jack Daniels will do.
Stay out of my way, I'm ganna' flatten you.
Give me a fucking cunt, I don't care who.

'Cause Drink, Fight, and Fuck...is what I'm ganna' do.

Drink...Fight...and Fuck...Drink fight and fuck.

Drink...Fight...and Fuck...Drink fight and fuck.

Give me a bottle, Jack Daniels will do.
Stay out of my way, I'm ganna' flatten you.
Give me a fucking cunt, I don't care who.
'Cause Drink, Fight...Fight Fight Fight, and fuck is what I'm ganna' do.

Drink...Fight...and Fuck...Drink fight and fuck."
 
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jung

Bad Religion - I want to conquer the world

Hey Brother Christian with your high and mighty errand
Your actions speak so loud I can't hear a word you're saying
Hey Sister Bleeding Heart with all of your compassion
Your labours soothe the hurt but can't aswage temptation

Hey man of science with your perfect rules of measure
Can you improve this place with the data that you gather?
Hey Mother Mercy can your loins bear fruit forever?
Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?

And I wanna conquer the world
Give all the idiots a brand new religion
Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness, and toil
Promote equality in all of my decisions
With a quick wink of the eye, and a
"God you must be joking!"

Hey mister Diplomat with your worldly aspirations
Did you see your children cry when you left them at the station?
Hey Moral Soldier, you've got righteous proclamations
And precious tomes to fuel your pulpy conflagrations

And I wanna conquer the world
Give all the idiots a brand new religion
Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness, and toil
Promote equality in all of my decisions

I want to conquer the world
Expose the culprits and feed them to the children
Do away with air pollution and then I'll save the whales
We'll have peace on earth and global communion!

I wanna conquer the world
I want to conquer the world
I wanna conquer the world
I want to conquer the world!
 

Boycott

Soul Doubt
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Heheh, lets try keeping them down to Song titles and Links to the lyrics :p
 

Broken

Member smoked too much weed!
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Brit: Wham's; You Gotta Have Faith
Void: Pantera: Shedding Skin
DG: Grandma Just Got Ran Over by a Reindeer
CL: The Wheels on the Bus Go around and around <-lame NASCAR ref.
Jason: Sabbath’s Fairies Wear Boots
UF: Nazareth’s Crazy (A Suitable Case For Treatment)
 

void

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Zoloft: Razzamatazz by Pulp.

sample lyric.

The trouble with your brother, he's always sleeping with your mother
And I know that your sister missed her time again this month
Am I talking too fast or are you just playing dumb?
If you want I can write it down.

(it's just something dry that i imagine ZC saying..)

Brooklyn: Lipgloss by Pulp.

sample lyric.

No wonder you're looking thin
When all that you live on is lipgloss and cigarettes.

Me: sorted for E's and wizz by Pulp ( i listened to pulp when we went shopping earlier..)

sample lyric.

At 4 o'clock the normal world seems very, very, very far away.
Alright.
In the middle of the nite, it feels alright, but then tommorow morning.
Oh then you come down.

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Broken said:
Void: Pantera - Shedding skin.
wow..


You're fucking, and sucking. You're friendless. It's endless.
Your flower has soured. It's endless. You're friendless.
It's harder. And stronger. But no one's been inside you longer.
Or harder. Or deeper. To get you off, you need the fear.
It's never love. Bloody touch. Broken wrist. Needle rust.
Choking throat. Swallowed teeth. Head fuck. No peace.
I'm shedding my skin to peel you off of me.
You've got to love me.
Ornament. Shrunken head. Playtoy. Snake strike. Poisonous.
Syphillis. Drenched me. Soaked me.
I'm shedding my skin to drain you out of me.
You've got to hate me.
 

Broken

Member smoked too much weed!
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void said:
You're fucking, and sucking. You're friendless. It's endless.
Your flower has soured. It's endless. You're friendless.
It's harder. And stronger. But no one's been inside you longer.
Or harder. Or deeper. To get you off, you need the fear.
It's never love. Bloody touch. Broken wrist. Needle rust.
Choking throat. Swallowed teeth. Head fuck. No peace.
I'm shedding my skin to peel you off of me.
You've got to love me.
Ornament. Shrunken head. Playtoy. Snake strike. Poisonous.
Syphillis. Drenched me. Soaked me.
I'm shedding my skin to drain you out of me.
You've got to hate me.

I created the end, I'm killing a friend. I'm shedding my skin.
I don't think you belong in here, I feel I'm sick. Don't ask because
You know damn well where I've been. I've kept a simple


Not even close! One of Pantera's best! Post on Brother.
 

skully

GO BEARS!!!!
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Broken said:
I created the end, I'm killing a friend. I'm shedding my skin.
I don't think you belong in here, I feel I'm sick. Don't ask because
You know damn well where I've been. I've kept a simple


Not even close! One of Pantera's best! Post on Brother.
i think panteras best was(is) cowboys from hell.


doycom-summergirls by LFO

:lol:
 

Easty

Click click boom
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sinamon-bat country(avenged sevenfold)
unforgiven-the unforgiven(metallica)
nymphchick-the bitch song(bowling for soup)
 

Tostig

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i've never heard the song suggested for me. gonna have to find an mp3 of it somewhere (unless someone has one they want to link to me)

UberSkip- Asshole by Denis Leary (also my theme song, he can just use it)
 

lady victoria

Too old for this shit!
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Tostig - Ray Stevens Lyrics - Harry The Hairy Ape:p

DotCom - Jimmy Buffett - Dickhead...sorry had to post the lyrics for the last one tee hee

He ain't nothin' but a Dickhead.
He's been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he'll be a Dickhead with a wife.
He's got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He'll be a fuckin' Dickhead until the day he dies.

He's got a pretty girlfriend
and he flirts behind her back.
He looks at other women,
tries to get them in the sack.
He tells her that he loves her,
then he doesn't call for days.
When it comes to bein' a Dickhead,
he's got a million ways.

He ain't nothin' but a Dickhead.
He's been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he'll be a Dickhead with a wife.
He's got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He'll be a fuckin' Dickhead until the day he dies.

When he's out drivin' he's a Dickhead in his car.
When he's out drinkin' he's a Dickhead in the bar.
When he's at a party he's a Dickhead drinkin' beer.
He's got to be the winner of "Dickhead Of The Year".

He ain't nothin' but a Dickhead.
He's been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he'll be a Dickhead with a wife.
He's got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He'll be a fuckin' Dickhead until the day he dies.

If he's got no job he's a Dickhead out of work.
If he's got no manners he's a Dickhead and a jerk.
If he's got no money he's a Dickhead with no class.
If he's got no brains he's a Dickhead and an ass.

He ain't nothin' but a Dickhead.
He's been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he'll be a Dickhead with a wife.
He's got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He'll be a fuckin' Dickhead until the day he dies.
He'll be a fuckin' Dickhead until the day he dies.

and Tze....Machine Gun Fellatio - Butter My Arse With A Pigeon:p