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Chores...

ChilianFuckFace

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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says:
"Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
 
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So whats the father not getting for a week?
Sorry I'm a bit thick. :p
 

MaxPower

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Hallic said:
So whats the father not getting for a week?
Sorry I'm a bit thick. :p
Anyone wanna take some action on how long this guy lasts in Gen. Pop. ?
 

star99ers

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Hahaha, I get it now. Maybe the phrase "Pussy cat" should have been used in the joke.
 
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*sigh* ... that would completely ruin the joke. The point is to make the joke take some SLIGHT form of mental thought ... the funniest jokes are not ones that bluntly give the punch line, but ones that have to be at least slightly mentally processed.

Listen to any good comedian, and think about what he/she is saying. In almost every case, there is some form of what is called "intellectual humor" present.
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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teh anarchist said:
*sigh* ... that would completely ruin the joke. The point is to make the joke take some SLIGHT form of mental thought ... the funniest jokes are not ones that bluntly give the punch line, but ones that have to be at least slightly mentally processed.

Listen to any good comedian, and think about what he/she is saying. In almost every case, there is some form of what is called "intellectual humor" present.
Precisly, it's more funnier that way, and. Funny CFF. :)
 

MaxPower

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star99ers said:
Hahaha, I get it now. Maybe the phrase "Pussy cat" should have been used in the joke.
The narrator of the joke presumes that the audience has ample mental facility to fill in the proverbial blank on his or her own.
 

bombchu

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rofl. I'm gonna go kick my weekly cock now.
Anti gay protection.
 
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No, actually I think "anti gay protectors" would like ... attack any gay people that were around, not protect you from straight people- that would be "straight protection" or something.

I'm very very done now.
 

Brain Spout

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anti gay protection would be protection from anti-gays.

hope he doesnt kick any large tropical birds.