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Church BASTARDS!

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So my grade had a little concert sort of thing to perform at the local church. It's Christmas carols and misc. and we all had to form a group of percussion and play instuments or whatever.

Anyways, the night of the thing, we get finished with the carols and stuff and me and my friends were 4th up for the percussion thing. Now, my group doesn't want to do it because it's stupid, we specifically told the music teacher we weren't gonna do it, and my friend forgot the buckets I was gonna use. The things a big mess. A big fuckin mess. Do I care? Not really, but it seems everyone else does. I talk to my group, I say, "Well, I'll just leave then" then they are like "Ya! Ya! Just leave! We'll use you as an excuse. Joey forgot the buckets anyways." then I say, "No dude, don't blame it on me, just say were not gonna play." They agree.

So, me, my sister, and my mom leave after the carols, and before the percussion- during the little intermission. We go home. Then, my sister tells me they "called for me on the microphone". WTF?! I thought this was a deal,
Dammit! My mom covers saying "Well, he had a stomach ache, and he was just really nervous". She forgot the part about the missing buckets, anyways.

Theres a church full of people, and knowing my teacher, she probably said my name why I'm not there, and everything.

So, here I am. It's the same night as all of this and I'm sitting on my computer spilling my guts out to you guys. Everyones still at the thing so I'm waiting for them to get on AIM. Bastards.

Then, as a little extra, I forgot to mention that it was my moms idea to leave early. Oh yeah, and, my AIM isn't working so I guess I'm gonna hafta either yell on the phone, or wait until tomorrow.
 

Siryus

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Jugular said:
So my grade had a little concert sort of thing to perform at the local church. It's Christmas carols and misc. and we all had to form a group of percussion and play instuments or whatever.

Anyways, the night of the thing, we get finished with the carols and stuff and me and my friends were 4th up for the percussion thing. Now, my group doesn't want to do it because it's stupid, we specifically told the music teacher we weren't gonna do it, and my friend forgot the buckets I was gonna use. The things a big mess. A big fuckin mess. Do I care? Not really, but it seems everyone else does. I talk to my group, I say, "Well, I'll just leave then" then they are like "Ya! Ya! Just leave! We'll use you as an excuse. Joey forgot the buckets anyways." then I say, "No dude, don't blame it on me, just say were not gonna play." They agree.

So, me, my sister, and my mom leave after the carols, and before the percussion- during the little intermission. We go home. Then, my sister tells me they "called for me on the microphone". WTF?! I thought this was a deal,
Dammit! My mom covers saying "Well, he had a stomach ache, and he was just really nervous". She forgot the part about the missing buckets, anyways.

Theres a church full of people, and knowing my teacher, she probably said my name why I'm not there, and everything.

So, here I am. It's the same night as all of this and I'm sitting on my computer spilling my guts out to you guys. Everyones still at the thing so I'm waiting for them to get on AIM. Bastards.

Then, as a little extra, I forgot to mention that it was my moms idea to leave early. Oh yeah, and, my AIM isn't working so I guess I'm gonna hafta either yell on the phone, or wait until tomorrow.
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Uhhh.. What makes the church people bastards?
 

Jugular

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Eh, the church people aren't bastards, I just needed to incorporate parts of the story into my title. :happysad:

Oh yeah and ] to you too.
 

Captain 151

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Your first mistake was doing anything that has to do with the Church.
 

1ct-on!

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tbsrk said:
Your first mistake was doing anything that has to do with the Church.
yey thats the message of the day ! you got the thing !!
 

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You couldn't be arsed and left, your mum lied to church and you forgot the buckets.

You bastard!
 

Jugular

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You couldn't be arsed and left, your mum lied to church and you forgot the buckets.

You bastard!
I didn't forget them, my friend did.

The whole thing wasn't that big of a deal I just felt like posting the story. Sometimes WTF?! is my little journal.

It was for extra credit in music, btw. :) Extra credit good.

She wasn't gonna make it extra credit- it was gonna be a test grade, but some people couldn't make it. Heh.

Before the church thing I had a C in choir. Got sick of it, stopped singing altogether during class.

Now I have a B. Easy class. Suckers.